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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 20, 2001
We gather to mourn
Fred, whose lobotomy failed.
Screwdrivers don't work!
Next topic: Amateur appendectomies
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Pinniped Posted Oct 20, 2001
Boil your Stanley knife.
Use the bath to avoid spills.
Wash hands afterwards. 
nt : Tips for extracting one's own teeth.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2001
Bottle of vodka
pliers attached grip tooth tight
pull with all your might
NT: ripping head off teddy bear 
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Saavik2 Posted Oct 20, 2001
Grasping bear firmly
with both hands I twist and pull;
Fur and sawdust fly.
NT: Shiny loo-paper
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Pinniped Posted Oct 20, 2001
Insist on the soft
and absorbent, or you'll find
that it smears, my dears.
nt : stupid ice-cream flavours (NB - this is supposed to be a complete change of subject...
)
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 21, 2001
Cheese and onion.
Caramel lobster bisque.
Rodent and marmite.
nt: Time waster's big day out.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 29, 2001
Hang out at the mall
drive around for seven hours
watch the sun go down
next: Hot dogs
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
Hot dogs roast on grill.
Burgers say, "Hi, hot stuff. Catch
up with you later!"
Next topic: Making mock turtle soup
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 29, 2001
Hot dogs sit cooling
under the shade of a tree
Wheres the summer gone?
NT: cool for cats.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 29, 2001
You mean mock turtles
are not just something dreamed up
by Lewis Carroll?
(Sorry if this doesn't really address the issue. I'm just so pleased that the thread is running again...)
nt : things not to be doing when the fire alarm goes off
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Pinniped Posted Oct 29, 2001
Haikus are bus-like
You wait a week. None come - then....
Multiplicity!
nt : any of the above !
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 29, 2001
dribble snore turn sigh
snore snore dribble sigh snore snore
oh is that the door?
NT "mornings!"
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 29, 2001
Parched panting Poodles,
watch languid labradors drink.
Much barking ensues.
nt: Chilli dogs.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 29, 2001
hang on... did I miss a page?????
Just ignore all that rubbish with the dogs...
carry on...
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 29, 2001
Ok, then- Mornings:
Ahhhhh!!!! Awake!! Sober!!!
Brush dog, clean nose, eat cat, run!
late for work! Oh.. sacked.
nt: evenings.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 29, 2001
feet up lay on bed
radio on relax head
evenings spent on here...
NT: the yellow belly button fluff.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 29, 2001
Oi! Yellow Bellies
are fellow Lincolnshire folk.
With spotless navels.
nt : what's the point of menthol cigarettes?
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Mycroft Posted Oct 30, 2001
Minty fresh lungs make
your autopsy much nicer
for the coroner.
nt: antidisestablishmentarianism
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
Here, I don't like these
Establishmentarians
And they don't like me.
nt: Hats with propellors on top.
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted Oct 30, 2001
Does this propellor
Mean that I can fly so high?
Ouch, I don't think so.
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- 801: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 20, 2001)
- 802: Pinniped (Oct 20, 2001)
- 803: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 20, 2001)
- 804: Saavik2 (Oct 20, 2001)
- 805: Pinniped (Oct 20, 2001)
- 806: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 21, 2001)
- 807: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 29, 2001)
- 808: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 809: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 29, 2001)
- 810: Pinniped (Oct 29, 2001)
- 811: Pinniped (Oct 29, 2001)
- 812: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 29, 2001)
- 813: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 29, 2001)
- 814: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 29, 2001)
- 815: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 29, 2001)
- 816: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 29, 2001)
- 817: Pinniped (Oct 29, 2001)
- 818: Mycroft (Oct 30, 2001)
- 819: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 820: Tonto BA (Hons) (Oct 30, 2001)
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