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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 30, 2001
Pingu a cuddly
Penguine or a undercover
secret agent? YIKES!
NT: things that go bump in the night.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
Bears falling over,
People colliding outside,
Ghosts! Monsters! Things! Ahhhh!
nt: What is inside that box?
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Oct 30, 2001
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump
-u asked for it 
!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
*falls over*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Moving box of fine
china, I hear a "Clink!" sound
as plates fall over.
Next topic: falling out of your canoe
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Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2001
Correct Falling Out's
a prerequisite of your
Full Canoe Licence
nt : The Unsung Beauty of Eels
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
Poets lauded them,
Hero's have praised them highly-
But who sings of eels?
nt: Derek- the hero of cheese.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Some put cold cuts in
their heros, but one with just
cheese is a Derek.
Next topic: cucumber sandwiches
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 30, 2001
Cucumber sandwich
on a Sunday afternoon
it is High Tea time
Hmmm: NT: Trout.
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Oct 30, 2001
Stout Trout swim about
fawning, spawning in the stream.
Don't drink fish water.
NT: Fish eggs (Caviar)
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
"Oh sing to me please
Of caviar and cheese!" said John,
having dizzy spell.
nt: radio waves
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Oct 30, 2001
whizz - whizz - whizz - blip - tooot!
the radar dish is turning
you have been spotted!
next: speeding
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Oct 31, 2001
zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
pull over! you! pull over!
you're busted, buster
next:not getting paid to do pants work
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted Nov 1, 2001
I clean dirty bogs,
All day long yes I do,Doh
Forgot to clock in.
Next - What you do when your computer p****s you off.
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 1, 2001
yell and swear if you
must, or just leave, but DON'T throw
it out the window!
nt: Bloom County
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Pinniped Posted Nov 3, 2001
A strip cartoon, yeah?
With a penguin. Or puffin?
Guess someone loved it...
(Don't want to be rude...OK, OK, I do, quite often...but that's just me...Dont' want to be rude HERE, but the catch with topics like that one is that they escape half the planet, and so stop the thread. Let's All Strive for the Truly Universal, eh?)
nt : global brands
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 3, 2001
(it's too bad, it's a great comic.... i'd say more people should read it, but hey, their loss)
this brand of soda,
is sold anywhere, worldwide!
too bad it's no good....
lightbulb jokes that are actually different from the norm....
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Pinniped Posted Nov 3, 2001
Mothers-in-law : None.
"Don't you worry about me.
I'll sit in the dark..."
Is that unconventional enough? Well, I laughed anyway.
nt : more light bulb jokes ('cos it's a good topic. It's not just that I'm feeling guilty about Bloom County)
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 3, 2001
(it's ok
*absolves Pinniped from guilt*)
and what about the
surrealists...? how many of
them would it take? fish.
more lightbulb jokes
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
Light bulb changer in
Buckingham Palace was fired.
A royal screwup!
Next topic: litter
(Now there's a global concept 
)
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- 821: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 30, 2001)
- 822: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 823: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Oct 30, 2001)
- 824: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 825: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 826: Pinniped (Oct 30, 2001)
- 827: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 828: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 829: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 30, 2001)
- 830: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Oct 30, 2001)
- 831: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 832: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Oct 30, 2001)
- 833: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 834: Tonto BA (Hons) (Nov 1, 2001)
- 835: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 1, 2001)
- 836: Pinniped (Nov 3, 2001)
- 837: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 3, 2001)
- 838: Pinniped (Nov 3, 2001)
- 839: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 3, 2001)
- 840: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 4, 2001)
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