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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!

Post 921

Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42

forgot nt
cheesecake, neurosurgery, airplane


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Post 922

the blue pootle

Flightless bird, I test
Your running speed away from
Loud violent bangs.

Next: dungarees, nasal hair and Beethoven


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Post 923

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Beethoven drifting,
wafting my nasal hair
drop my dungarees !

smiley - erm Hmm, NT's; kilts, cheese, bon jovi.


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Post 924

killerbunny

jon bon jovi in
a kilt is surely not as
cheesy as my feet

NTs: girls, glue and goggles


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Post 925

JonnyMaelstrom

girls look better with
beer goggles on. They sprout two
heads when I sniff glue.

chocolate water and daffodils


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Post 926

ringWraith917

dancing in water
purple daffodils feed me
drugged chocolate chips


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Post 927

ringWraith917

soy, proverbs, nails


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Post 928

Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat

Wow, life smiley - smiley

The proverbial
Nails that one is As Tough As
Would rust in soy sauce.

NT: fee, fie, foe (Yes, these are all real English words, even if the first is mainly Shakespearian)


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Post 929

JonnyMaelstrom

The fee I must pay
Is fi'e dollars. That should keep
my foes off my back.

(Cheating? Me? Why not?)

shops, surfing, Kermit the frog


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Post 930

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Miss Piggy insists:
Online shopping necessary,
No porn for Kermy.

Halloween, darkness, corruption


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Post 931

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Halloween darn kids
lurking in eary darkness,
corruption times past smiley - erm
Daisy, bang, bacon.


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Post 932

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I'll drive Miss Daisy
To buy some bacon. "Bang! Bang!"
The car backfires. Darn!

Next topics: Gluttony, secret vices, sloth


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Post 933

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Enjoy Gluttony
secret vices are no more
but sloth I deplore

smiley - erm Oops it rhymed smiley - erm

Next: turtles, plumbers, butter.



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Post 934

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Who better to fix
my toilet? A turtle, aye!
He uses butter.

next topics: Ginger, machine guns, and Rita Hayworth


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Post 935

ringWraith917

Three hour tour, with guns
would be rescued. Hayworth stand-
in soon kills first mate.

Next: banannas, golf, and clowns


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Post 936

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Foolish clown antics,
Banana skins on fairway:
Tiger Woods bogey.

rise of the machines, water, maps


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Post 937

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

They rose from dank depths,
Water-spackled, gears clanking,
Lost and lacking maps.

Next: Batman, Mahatma Gandhi, and Angelina Jolie.


Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!

Post 938

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Hunger for Freedom,
Aid refugees plight: Heroes
Trump caped crusader.

ok. That one was hard. lets get things moving again:

Evolution, the Internet, tools.


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