A Conversation for Haiku Challenge!!!
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Apr 11, 2002
Mummy Movie 3
Has scorpions, magic, love,
Battles, and The Rock
Next: The reason why The Rock changes his name to "Le Roque" (technically Rosche)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 3, 2002
French is far cooler
For 'Le Roque' the wrestler who
Is in 'the Mummy'
I tried...... 
nt: badmington, Bart Simpson and lawn-mowers
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Jun 8, 2002
Bart Simpson can serve
But alas the birdie fell
Under the mower
Next: Xena (warrior princess), love, and fax machines
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 9, 2002
Warrior princess
Can't work out how to send fax
To her long lost love
nt: ballet dancers, frogs and ice cream
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Jun 12, 2002
Ballet dancing frogs
Pieriouette and entrachat
At Baskin Robins
Next: Priests, poets, and pointallism
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 12, 2002
A spotty picture
Of priset inspires poet
To give up day job
nt: Yoda, mobile phones and donkeys
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 13, 2002
Animal Farm II:
Pigs obtain X-ray machines;
Snowball boxed as spam.
Alas! Crossword birds
appear on Mid-term exams.
Did I have a point?
Next: Odysseus, giraffe, and hyacinths
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 13, 2002
This is what I deserve for not looking at the whole list. Feh.
Talk backwards I do.
Bad cell prevents calling pet.
Scratch my ass, I must.
Next: Odysseus, giraffe, and hyacinths
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 14, 2002
Brilliant! LOL!
If Odyssueus had
Traveled by giraffe would he
Have found a flower<?>
nt: Cranberries, Dr Who and goats
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 14, 2002
O'Riordan warbles
How I wish she'd felch a goat
or TARDIS crush her
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 14, 2002
Oi!
Next: Bowie, Godfather, Sergio Leone
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 16, 2002
Mafia boss runs
Into western shoot-up and
Asks after Bowie
nt: Elephants, accountants and lava lamps
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 17, 2002
The i inverted!
exclaims the feathered aussie.
a real tester next.
rubber band balls, business cards and high winds.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 17, 2002
replied to a post
from two thousand and one
How stupid am I?
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 17, 2002
Hypnotised by lamp:
Pink elephants float, mutate.
*sigh* Back to ledger.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 17, 2002
Bands form a large sphere
Business cards form a holder
'til they blow away.
Next: Todd Rundgren, ginger ale, mountain lion
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 18, 2002
Obscure musicians
Quaff spicy, orange nectar
beware the cougar
Liam.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Existential Elevator Posted Jun 19, 2002
And the next topics are........don't keep us in suspense......
*drum roll*
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jun 20, 2002
Damn!
NT: nyquist criterion, fluffy bunnies, shoe polish.
Liam.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 21, 2002
Bunnies use polish
to make daft criterion
Nice, clean and shiny
nt: Newspapers, radio alarm clocks and mice
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