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Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> Posted Oct 17, 2002
Sundays in India:
Do elephants breakfast,
on bacon and eggs?
Next topics: Credit cards, mice and popcorn
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Oct 17, 2002
Lowest APR
at the Royal Bank of Mice
cashback on popcorn.
Next: Tudor times, deodorant, staplers.
Liam.
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Julie Andrews Posted Jan 3, 2003
In the Tudor Age
There was no deordorant
Nor any stap'lers.
Next: Asbury, Spring, Cheese
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 6, 2003
This one is easy
I like cheese in the spring, but
Where is Asbury?
NT: Earth, Wind and Friar Tuck
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jan 6, 2003
Six portions, brother?
I can feel the earth move, oh
Boogie wonderland!
nt: Edison, Blake and Parma
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 11, 2003
Edison, eating
Parma ham whilst watching Blake
seven old sci Fi
NT: trousers, handcuffs, pliers.
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 13, 2003
I got the pliers
To get rid of these handcuffs
Now, where's my trousers?
NT: Dyslexia, wizards and supertankers
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Jan 30, 2003
Avoiding obvious
wizards spell Dyslexia
on supertankers
banana demon and washinglines
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jan 30, 2003
Satan has minions
wrestling on banana skins.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Rock, Schlock and Baroque
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 31, 2003
Status Quo and Bach
Rock and baroque at their best
The 'S' in S-Club?
NT: Snow, cars and crashes
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
Driving car in snow
why do they keep on driving
wonder why they crash
NT: food, vans, window.
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Jan 31, 2003
snow heavy on ground
icecream van offers respite
a porthole in storm?
next trio
thief newspaper and peppermint
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 1, 2003
(I'm slightly drunk excuessme)>>.
The pepperment theif
Stole my newspaper today
On the underground.....
NT: Beer, peanuts, and, wisky... 
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Feb 12, 2003
beer and whiskey make
a boilermaker when they are mixed
I don't like peanuts
Butter, gorilla, airplane
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Feb 12, 2003
Try to spread butter
On an aeroplane!Gorilla
Shook a knowing head.
presidents,pekinese and principles!!!
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Feb 12, 2003
Try to spread butter
On an aeroplane!Gorilla
Shook a knowing head.
presidents,pekinese and principles!!!
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philbo baggins Posted Feb 13, 2003
Pekes, or principles?
Presidents maybe have one
If so, it's the first
NT: Blair, Barbie dolls and toenails
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 13, 2003
Mr Blair sure does
Look good in that blonde wig:
Lets trim his toe-nails!
NT: chocolate, typos and inspiration
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Feb 13, 2003
inspited by choclolate
my tuped assignment complote
with tyling eros
NT cowardice stairs and bunnies
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Feb 14, 2003
I am afraid to
go down the stairs because there
are bunnies down there
Grim Reaper, Cheez-Wiz(TM), space travel
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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
- 881: Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> (Oct 17, 2002)
- 882: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Oct 17, 2002)
- 883: Julie Andrews (Jan 3, 2003)
- 884: philbo baggins (Jan 6, 2003)
- 885: Researcher U197087 (Jan 6, 2003)
- 886: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 11, 2003)
- 887: philbo baggins (Jan 13, 2003)
- 888: APrettyScareyFairey (Jan 30, 2003)
- 889: Researcher U197087 (Jan 30, 2003)
- 890: philbo baggins (Jan 31, 2003)
- 891: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
- 892: APrettyScareyFairey (Jan 31, 2003)
- 893: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 1, 2003)
- 894: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Feb 12, 2003)
- 895: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Feb 12, 2003)
- 896: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Feb 12, 2003)
- 897: philbo baggins (Feb 13, 2003)
- 898: Existential Elevator (Feb 13, 2003)
- 899: APrettyScareyFairey (Feb 13, 2003)
- 900: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Feb 14, 2003)
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