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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 4, 2001
redneck throws beer can
out window. so, next day, pile
garbage on their porch...
retribution
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 6, 2001
"May god strike me dead
If I'm not telling the truth"
(struck dead, falls on floor)
NT:forgiveness
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Pinniped Posted Nov 7, 2001
The finest virtue
that mankind can exhibit.
Wifekind's something else.
nt : how to redeem oneself following extra-marital indiscretions
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted Nov 7, 2001
Buy flowers and chocs,
On best behaviour, what do
you mean I am dumped<?>
Nt - What should one of the new smiley's be<?>
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 7, 2001
Join the SATS campaign!
We need a towel smiley or
Life's not worth living
NT: Who's going to SMEG?
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 7, 2001
[what do you mean, SMEG?]
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Pinniped Posted Nov 7, 2001
I fear that this SMEG
is an eating disorder...
Care for Roast Veggie? 
nt : raw fish as an essential part of a balanced and wholesome diet
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 8, 2001
Raw fish, seaweed, wood.
eat in moderation, now.
Then have an ice cream.
nt: aftershock
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 8, 2001
You shop 'til you drop.
Three weeks go by. Bill comes, you
faint from aftershock.
Next topic: Where to put the stuff
you've just bought?
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 8, 2001
oh in my new shed!
of course.actually there's none
argh!wot did i buy?
next:-having frees at school, but getting bored in em
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 8, 2001
oh in my new shed!
of course.actually there's none
argh!wot did i buy?
next:-having frees at school, but getting bored in em
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Nov 9, 2001
See SMEG at A641891!
Frees are brilliant but
If you have the morning off
PM's depressing
NT: nosy neighbours
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 9, 2001
Go empty the trash
cut the lawn, or get the milk
nosy neighbour stares!
NT: hair on the fridge.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 9, 2001
this is quite insane
i'm asked to write a haiku
on hair on the fridge
hmm.....
nxt:-having a split personality and how it makes u type wrong (like signing off with the wrong psudonym)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 9, 2001
I'm a hairy fridge
some days. Others I pot plants.
I'm hairy potter!
Next topic: Why the swing in the back yard is addictive.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 9, 2001
One more swing, that's it.
Ok one more... and one more..
The White house can wait..
nt: Changing a light bulb
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 9, 2001
Hairy waves wand, says
"Change light bulb!" Puff of smoke. Bulb
is now Burger King.
Next topic: Falling down when you first learn to ride a bike
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 9, 2001
gingerly mount bike
start off too slow and fall off
hope to succeed soon..
NT: birthdays.
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Pinniped Posted Nov 10, 2001
November Tenth is
Luther's, Hogarth's and Burton's.
(Richard drinks alone?)
nt : Welsh passion
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 11, 2001
In Bewts Y Coed,
I drank from the well of love,
and sang her praises.
nt: Coral reefs
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- 841: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 4, 2001)
- 842: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 6, 2001)
- 843: Pinniped (Nov 7, 2001)
- 844: Tonto BA (Hons) (Nov 7, 2001)
- 845: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Nov 7, 2001)
- 846: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 7, 2001)
- 847: Pinniped (Nov 7, 2001)
- 848: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 8, 2001)
- 849: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 8, 2001)
- 850: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 8, 2001)
- 851: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 8, 2001)
- 852: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Nov 9, 2001)
- 853: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 9, 2001)
- 854: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 9, 2001)
- 855: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 9, 2001)
- 856: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 9, 2001)
- 857: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 9, 2001)
- 858: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 9, 2001)
- 859: Pinniped (Nov 10, 2001)
- 860: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 11, 2001)
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