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Someone write a better one next time..
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 2, 2002
Oh, what a party!
must have fallen in coma.
tell me - where am I?
next: useless New Year's Resolutions
Someone write a better one next time..
Pinniped Posted Jan 2, 2002
Get to work on time.
First day, inch-thick ice on car.
There's always next year...
nt : some more hopeless resolutions
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Jan 4, 2002
Stop breathing. Eat dirt.
Always tickle a lobster.
Grow another head.
nt: Advertising Happiness.
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 6, 2002
Ommm - breathe - Ommmmm - breathe - Ommmm
Follow me guys and lads and
you'll be happy soon!
next: late xmas cards
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jan 9, 2002
just send them next year
unless happy two oh oh two
is written inside
p.s. sorry for the lack of topic b4
p.p.s pod-ur hakiu made me laugh my spare head off!!
next: on having a smiley (search my convos or ask st. patrick 
)
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jan 9, 2002
just send them next year
unless happy two oh oh two
is written inside
p.s. sorry for the lack of topic b4
p.p.s pod-ur hakiu made me laugh my spare head off!!
next: on having a smiley (search my convos or ask st. patrick )
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 24, 2002
Here is some green blob
no, now it is a red one
how did they do it?
next: why shouldn't I touch the innards of a wall plug?
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jan 24, 2002
because, my dear, if
you do than you will almost
certainly sizzle.
nt: tangerines
Some more hopeless resolutions.
The one with six (6) cats Posted Jan 29, 2002
Aging tangerines.
I save their juice in a cup,
Throw the pulp away.
(This was timely. I actually did this to some tangerines this morning.)
nt: bricks
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jan 29, 2002
the bricks build the walls
the big-ball wrecking company
then knocks them all down
(etc...)
next: sore throats
Some more hopeless resolutions.
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 30, 2002
Sore throats are the worst
Laryngitis is much worse
But alcohol helps
nt: winning your first hootoo t-shirt 
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 30, 2002
Winning a t-shirt
is all I want from this life
I never succeed
(Er... not fully true, but anyway )
next: coping with failures
Some more hopeless resolutions.
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 30, 2002
The best way to cope
is to get down the pub and
have another drink
nt: when your PC crashes in the middle of hootoo
Some more hopeless resolutions.
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Jan 30, 2002
hootoo hootoo hoo..
..error message number ten..
Windows stop. Bye Bye.
nt: drawing a picture
Drawing a picture
DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 30, 2002
hmm... Here goes my first attempt:
A picture paints a
thousand words. Handy if you're
an illiterate.
nt: application forms
Drawing a picture
Pinniped Posted Jan 30, 2002
Device to ensure
that all the candidates sound
exactly the same.
nt : how to apologise when the guests at your dinner party all get food poisoning.
Drawing a picture
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Jan 30, 2002
Terribly sorry,
I'll pay for funerals, natch'
Pudding was nice, though..
nt: How to apologise when you have stepped on a squirrel
Drawing a picture
DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 31, 2002
Sorry little guy.
I sincerely hope that I
didn't crack your nuts.
I'm getting the hang of this - next: slippers
Drawing a picture
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Feb 2, 2002
dats so funni!!!!!!!!!!! can't do slippers at mo...sos, am sposed to be working 
!
(etc...)
Come, let us bless our slippers...
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 2, 2002
Come, bless our slippers,
Celebrate their snuggliness,
pad about with pride.
nt: Talented Starfish.
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Someone write a better one next time..
- 901: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 2, 2002)
- 902: Pinniped (Jan 2, 2002)
- 903: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Jan 4, 2002)
- 904: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 6, 2002)
- 905: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 906: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 907: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 24, 2002)
- 908: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jan 24, 2002)
- 909: The one with six (6) cats (Jan 29, 2002)
- 910: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jan 29, 2002)
- 911: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jan 30, 2002)
- 912: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 30, 2002)
- 913: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jan 30, 2002)
- 914: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Jan 30, 2002)
- 915: DoctorGonzo (Jan 30, 2002)
- 916: Pinniped (Jan 30, 2002)
- 917: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Jan 30, 2002)
- 918: DoctorGonzo (Jan 31, 2002)
- 919: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Feb 2, 2002)
- 920: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 2, 2002)
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