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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 7, 2002
Sitting, surrounded
By pieces of furniture
No clue what to do.
NT: Tweezers
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 7, 2002
I'm back! 
nxt: tweezers (still!)
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted May 7, 2002
When you just can't get
that skelf out your finger and
you're hurt by squeezing 
nt: why girls have to suffer to look good
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted May 7, 2002
Tweezers are useful
for removing splinters from
feet with splinters in
Square crisps that should be illegal because they are extremely dangerous with sharp corners.
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 7, 2002
I'll assume that's the next topic. 
I just burned the toast
Instead I'll use it as a
deadly shuriken
NT: Japanese weaponry
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 9, 2002
Better than Russians
The Japanese don't use nukes,
They use their bare hands
(ow! - maybe a few pointy thngs and sticks too, and bits of chain...but i digress)
nxt: Building sites (esp. wen d workers whistle at u 
)
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 9, 2002
Knee right in the balls
That will teach those filthy men
Not to shout cat calls.
NT: Voices in my head
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 10, 2002
that made me laugh out loud in the computer room at school!!
Voices in my head
Sing to me while I'm in bed
-Or CD's instead?
(hey! it rhymes too!
even if it is a bit crap )
Next: on ur friend telling you to clone ur boyf for her so she can have one, whilst she is drunk.
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 12, 2002
Man, she is so drunk.
"Clone your boyfriend, give me one!"
I'll get some coffee.
NT: Little green men.
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted May 13, 2002
Little green men, come
from a planet full of grass,
Lawnmowers are fun!
Nt - Why we never win the pub quiz!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 13, 2002
The only way to
win a pub quiz is to make
the questions yourself.
Next topic: a windy day
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Fred Smith Posted May 14, 2002
It's a windy day,
My friend went to the shops,
He has blown away.
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 14, 2002
God this poem's long
The story isn't that good.
Classic lit'rature?
NT: Boredom to the point of wanting to bang your head on the wall.
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Pinniped Posted May 18, 2002
Thud. Yes, I am bored.
Thud. Handy piece of wall this.
Thud. Try this instead...
nt : What's wrong with being Fat?
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 20, 2002
Take care of yourself!
Get off the couch! Exercise!
If you don't, you'll die.
NT: Marcus and his worm farm.
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted May 25, 2002
Old McMarcus had
a farm-- e-i-e-i-o!
and on that farm.... worms!
isn't it ironic?
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted May 25, 2002
Irony laughing
'Tween ivy covered windows
You'll never get in!!!
Oh, wow, this is just too cool add me to this page!!!
Next Topic:
College
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 25, 2002
Why thank you! It's taken on a life of its own. (And I can't believe I saw you ask on the very day you did. 
)
I don't understand
The American College
System. But who does?
NT: bad haiku
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted May 25, 2002
ultimate terror
seizes me in a heartbeat
i'll write bad haiku
NT: welcome surprises
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- 961: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 7, 2002)
- 962: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 7, 2002)
- 963: fords - number 1 all over heaven (May 7, 2002)
- 964: Tonto BA (Hons) (May 7, 2002)
- 965: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 7, 2002)
- 966: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 9, 2002)
- 967: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 9, 2002)
- 968: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 10, 2002)
- 969: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 12, 2002)
- 970: Tonto BA (Hons) (May 13, 2002)
- 971: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 13, 2002)
- 972: Fred Smith (May 14, 2002)
- 973: Fred Smith (May 14, 2002)
- 974: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 14, 2002)
- 975: Pinniped (May 18, 2002)
- 976: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 20, 2002)
- 977: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (May 25, 2002)
- 978: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (May 25, 2002)
- 979: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 25, 2002)
- 980: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (May 25, 2002)
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