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Post 981

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Oh, you shouldn't have!
Although I'm not annoyed that
You took that trouble smiley - smiley

NT: learning a new song on the guitar smiley - biggrin


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Post 982

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

here i am strumming
a new song on my guitar
all my fingers scream

nt: math


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Post 983

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The answer's always
Forty-two. The tricky part
is how you get it.

Next topic: Finding that sliced
chicken that's way in the back of
the refrigerator


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Post 984

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

Removing pencils,
socks, old road maps and the like,
I find the chicken!


next: messies!


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Post 985

Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 )

New species of mold
Are evolving underneath
That unmade bed there

NT: Polish food


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Post 986

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

hmmmmh! Shiny apples
I wonder, do they polish
these fruit in Poland?


next: toe nail clippings


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Post 987

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

by my boyfriend's bed,
by my mother's and fathers
and by mine - toe nails.

(ew!) smiley - yuk

smiley - fairy
next:the golden jubilee


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Post 988

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

golden streamers fly
above the crowded allies
jubilations rise

NT: K


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Post 989

Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 )

Number eleven
In our English alphabet
Faithful letter K

NT: Disgruntled postmen.


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Post 990

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

i hate that canine
always nipping at my heels
as i deliver...

nt: shoelaces


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Post 991

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

it's better if you
do the laces properly
else you'll trip and fall

NT: the consequences of eating hot chili


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Post 992

Pinniped


As I get older,
it affects me further down.
Sphincter distincter.

nt : things your neighbour borrows but never gives back


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Post 993

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - ok


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Post 994

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

I need a pencil
Begged a classmate one fine day
Never seen again

smiley - erm
(in this case the "neighbor" is sitting next to the speaker in class)

NT: why children should not eat ice cream


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Post 995

Pinniped


Doubtful premise this.
Kids partake of stuff far worse.
And so do parents.

nt : how long should a bottle of Scotch last in a decent family home?


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Post 996

Mister Matty

honey-smeared mouse
It rolls on the pad badly
making me swear

nb. this is not a real-life situation before you all think I'm smiley - silly


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Post 997

Mister Matty

Mr Mark Lawson
On Newsnight Review he pontificates
what a t**t

smiley - winkeye


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Post 998

Mister Matty

Brasilian footballer
He fakes a terrible injury
shame on him

smiley - football


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Post 999

Mister Matty

And now the topic smiley - smiley

Chilli pepper
mixed into pasta sauce
hot bottom

smiley - winkeye


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Post 1000

Mister Matty

oops, wrong topic smiley - blush

Bottle of Scotch
In a normal British family
finished by Grandad

smiley - smiley

nt: a Zeppelin crashing smiley - winkeye


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