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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 13, 2002
Whoops! I'm an idiot.
Cheese, chives, sour cream,
Some of my favorite things.
This spud's for you. True.
Next: tesla coil
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Pinniped Posted Jun 13, 2002
Physics is boring.
Or is this a band? 'Scuse me.
I'm a physicist.
nt : vampirism
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 14, 2002
Creature of the night
Teeth glistening in moon light
searching young fresh blood
next: umbrellas
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Jun 14, 2002
I chomped a cute boy
I vampired him real good so
now he's living dead.
next? Here it is!!
Aluminum foil.
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Jun 14, 2002
aww man, I've been beaten!
Don't open it here!
Take that umbrella outside.
I'll shove it (censored).
Still aluminum foil.
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 14, 2002
Reynolds makes foil
Great for heating in toaster
*crinkle* Love that sound!
next: hedonism
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 14, 2002
Doing what you like
And having no hangups sounds
like heaven to me
nt: stuffy old fashioned people
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Pinniped Posted Jun 15, 2002
I say stuff the old.
Fashion them into stuffed toys.
Prop them in corners.
nt : the odour of grandmothers
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Saavik2 Posted Jun 15, 2002
Only Grandmas use
toilet water, which methinks
explains the odour...
nt: Blu-tak
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Jun 16, 2002
What be Blu-tak, yo?
Yo, y'all be trippin. Sounds like
mah bro's name - Blu-to.
O yeah, here ya go:
Really hot hot sauce.
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted Jun 20, 2002
oh no oh no my
mouth is on fire thanks to
this sauce - pass it down
neuroscience
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Jun 22, 2002
I like big words like:
Ribonucleic Acid.
RNA, ya know?
hehe.. How about CELL DIVISION!
Yaaaay!
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 24, 2002
Prison blocks are split
into groups of eight or ten.
Have I the wrong cells?
Next: anterior cruciate ligament
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted Jun 24, 2002
My knees are wobbling
at the thought
of yet more Moderation!
(referring to current conversation 'Non-English Language Postings')
bluebells
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted Jun 24, 2002
Sorry, can I try again?
My knees are wobbling
because of Moderation
about to increase
Next: bluebells
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Pinniped Posted Jun 26, 2002
Herald of summer
counterpoints woodland's beauty -
England forever...
nt : suggested uses for several thousand unsold Cross of St. George car-pennants
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jun 29, 2002
Sticky sticky stuff,
Stuck all over the dean's desk.
Dumb practical joke.
nt: THe absolute grossness of cleaning things that are REALLY dirty.
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 29, 2002
Donning a space suit
I'm now ready to begin.
Time to clean the bath
NT: joys in the bathtub
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Saavik2 Posted Jun 30, 2002
Joy's in the bathtub
Again. Why does she have to
Spend so long in there?
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Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) Posted Jun 30, 2002
*looks for next topic* 
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- 1021: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 13, 2002)
- 1022: Pinniped (Jun 13, 2002)
- 1023: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 14, 2002)
- 1024: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Jun 14, 2002)
- 1025: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Jun 14, 2002)
- 1026: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 14, 2002)
- 1027: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 14, 2002)
- 1028: Pinniped (Jun 15, 2002)
- 1029: Saavik2 (Jun 15, 2002)
- 1030: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Jun 16, 2002)
- 1031: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1032: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Jun 22, 2002)
- 1033: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1034: Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1035: Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1036: Pinniped (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1037: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jun 29, 2002)
- 1038: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jun 29, 2002)
- 1039: Saavik2 (Jun 30, 2002)
- 1040: Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) (Jun 30, 2002)
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