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Pinniped Posted Jul 8, 2002
BSE? A myth.
Cows' brains? Natural pig-food.
Rosbif? Non merci.
nt : acts of culinary aggression
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 8, 2002
Caution: cruel chefs
Harshly beat eggs, whip the cream
Mercy, I beg you!
Next: killing time
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted Jul 9, 2002
There you are!!! Behind
The curtain with a stained knife
Blood of time will tell
NT: Silence
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Pinniped Posted Jul 9, 2002
When she disagrees
she just says nothing at all.
Infuriating!
nt : how to get out of your fair share of ironing
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Pinniped Posted Jul 15, 2002
(Where's everyone gone ?!?)
If I had answers
I wouldn't have posted this.
(But being real slow helps)
nt : favourite poisons for domestic use
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 15, 2002
Absinthe, Acetates,
Ammonia, Arsenic, and
that is just the "A's."
Next: sugary concoctions and how they affect your gums
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted Jul 16, 2002
Oh how I love sweets
But apparently my teeth
Do not agree, ouch!!!
NT: people who sign on to an instant messaging service, don't IM you, and then sign off before you get a chance to say 'hi,' when you really want to talk to them...
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jul 19, 2002
Careful with burgers.
Cook them all the way through, or
You become Mad Cow.
NT: You are what you eat...
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jul 19, 2002
Oops! Sorry... did it again.
There he is! Must send...
"That user is not logged on."
Need the phone number...
NT: Being really really stupid and forgetting to check to see if there's another page of Haikus before replying to the last one I see...
No, no...
NT: Looking in the mirror and suddenly realizing your skin has all turned green.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 20, 2002
How elegant! Green
Perfectly matches the new
Dress I wore today!
Yes folks, the fact that the haiku above is so bad must mean only one thing....
I'M BACK!!!
NT: Who is that masked man anyway?
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 22, 2002
Too many heroes
cover their faces to shield
identity. You?
Next: Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 22, 2002
....another guy in
tight lycra who thinks that pants
look better outside...
nt: bad haircuts
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jul 22, 2002
(I'm almost tempted to put a copy of a hat-praising haiku from another board...)
Don't tell me hair grows!
It's time to go hat shopping.
Need new hair-dresser.
NT: Punk music
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 22, 2002
Must channel my angst,
Despite teen years long outgrown,
God bless the Ramones.
next: cliffhanger endings of serials
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jul 23, 2002
"Honey, I'm pregnant,"
They then play the closing theme.
Gotta watch Thursday.
NT: Cars with only one headlight.
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Pinniped Posted Jul 23, 2002
Shouldn't be allowed...
Oh yeah, it isn't, is it?
Good point. Damn right too...
nt : cars with no headlights at all, bald tyres and no insurance
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 23, 2002
Screech down road high speed
Pretty little chestnut tree
Damn! I'm not insured....
nt: mysteriously disappearing money...
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The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend Posted Jul 24, 2002
At morning it's there,
and so to the wife
but now,
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The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend Posted Jul 24, 2002
sorry next topic: postmen
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted Jul 24, 2002
Disgruntled postman.
Angry. Stabbing people with,
Fed-Ex ballpoint pens.
NT: Brownies.
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- 1061: Pinniped (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1062: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1063: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1064: Pinniped (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1065: Pinniped (Jul 15, 2002)
- 1066: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jul 15, 2002)
- 1067: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (Jul 16, 2002)
- 1068: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 1069: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 1070: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 20, 2002)
- 1071: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1072: Existential Elevator (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1073: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1074: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jul 22, 2002)
- 1075: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jul 23, 2002)
- 1076: Pinniped (Jul 23, 2002)
- 1077: Existential Elevator (Jul 23, 2002)
- 1078: The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend (Jul 24, 2002)
- 1079: The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend (Jul 24, 2002)
- 1080: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (Jul 24, 2002)
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