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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2001
The Texter Family
of Pennsylvania was saved
from oblivion.
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Next topic: Tracing your family
genealogy by using the Internet
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 1, 2001
so many pages
detailing historical
family lineage...
(depends if you're saying 'lineage' with 2 or 3 syllable really. I favour slurring it.)
nt: candles
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Pinniped Posted Oct 1, 2001
Get yourself rendered
and go shed light on the World.
Lucky animals.
nt : having to beg for office stationery
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 1, 2001
Memo to boss on
tiny card: This is last piece
of paper. Need more.
next topic: your favorite bridge
(doesn't have to be in Madison County)
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 1, 2001
Golden Gate Bridge spans
entire San Francisco bay
loonies jump from it
(just to be sure, entire only has two syllables, right. I know that people often pronounce it en-ti-re, but I'm pretty sure it's en-tire, correct me if that's wrong)
next: Dirty Harry
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Harrys known to shoot
tactless ones who comment on
personal hygeine
nt:
a spider in the bath
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 2, 2001
perseverance climbs
up the pipe, washed down the pipe,
ad infinitum.
nt: excercise in futility
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Every day i
erase records in reports
and write them again.
alternatively
I clean the kitchen.
One bolognaise later, i
clean it once again.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 2, 2001
nt: aporia?
Some existential
musings on absent minded
nothingness topic.
nt: Garlic Bread.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 2, 2001
It passes the time
when your pizza's gone missing.
Beats chewing napkins.
nt : why does the telephone cord always go into twisty knots?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 2, 2001
people that don't pay
attention to the phone lead
get amazing knots
Next topic: night hoover.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 2, 2001
Sucking sound in night.
Ghosts? Partly. Vacuum cleaner
ghost stalking the halls.
Next topic: Black ants that invade your kitchen
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Frightening army
Of organised soldier ants
dies under my boots..
nt: Ant heaven?
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Pinniped Posted Oct 3, 2001
A honey-coated
eternal summer picnic
with no hot water.
nt : garden gnomes
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2001
Ugly little bronze
things, glaring at grass but with
scant comprehension. 
Next topic: crabgrass
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Pinniped Posted Oct 3, 2001
Crabgrass? Best guess is
that this concerns the female
pudendal flora...
nt : still crabgrass (because this one should be left to the better-informed side of the pond)
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 4, 2001
Is crabgrass like a
crab apple tree? Neither of
them is a mollusc.
nt: still crabgrass
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 4, 2001
crabgrass makes a crab
go to service station at
three a.m. for food.
nt: You either know it or you don't.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 4, 2001
You either know it
or you don't. And, if you don't,
this will escape you.
nt : can anyone tell me what I'm talking about?
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ZB Posted Oct 5, 2001
Why so long since this was answered?
Better than summer
In the rain is a winter's
Day, clear and sunny
Anyone for this: chinese food
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- 741: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 30, 2001)
- 742: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 743: Pinniped (Oct 1, 2001)
- 744: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 1, 2001)
- 745: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 746: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 747: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 748: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 749: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 2, 2001)
- 750: Pinniped (Oct 2, 2001)
- 751: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 2, 2001)
- 752: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 2, 2001)
- 753: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 754: Pinniped (Oct 3, 2001)
- 755: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 3, 2001)
- 756: Pinniped (Oct 3, 2001)
- 757: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 758: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 4, 2001)
- 759: Pinniped (Oct 4, 2001)
- 760: ZB (Oct 5, 2001)
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