h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

basicly it is
not acidic, it cries out
for more hydrogen

nt: oxygen dihydride

or is that the right
way round? must think... certain the
cation goes first.

nt: same

dihydrogen monoxide, i now recall.

Is my confusion
caused by chemical reaction?
Or is it my brain?

nt: baking powder.

mixed with vinegar,
fizzes up quite nicely. oops...
ye gods, what a mess!

acid+base --> fun, fun, fun!

Jim Litmus fined for
using acid on first base.
"Had a ball," he said.

Next topic: If World Series were cancelled?

I'm sorry to say
That the World in its true sense
Would fail to notice.

Next Topic : A World without Peanuts (or peanuts, if you prefer)

Vision of Future:
There is much panic buying
of roasted cashews.

nt: deja vu.

Vision of Future:
There is much panic buying
of roasted cashews.


ok, so that was cheap. so sue me.

have i seen this post
before? could it be someone
spams? plagarism!

nt: red herring

bad pun keeper, i liked it . but never at a pod's expense tho .

i not wanna do red herring yet, let me do deja vu:

I saw a black cat
twice-same cat!A Matrix glitch
'cos they changed something.

aah.......cheesy keanu reeves films, where kisses revive people in manner of sleeping beauty

ok, red herring

swims in the ocean
maybe down a garden path?
No! Don't follow him!

ok, next can be on not doing homework cos the computer seems more interesting, and you figure you can do your homework in your frees before the lesson anyway.

(I haven't had any homework to do
or not do since 1979. I'm not even sure
I remember what it was like.)

Did I do all my
homework? No. But I'm not in
Trouble. Not in school!

Next topic: How you would learn
if there were no schools

my mum would teach me
in a room with french windows
and a fat nanny

oops, gettin a bit victorian/homeschooling there


next:on not biting nails.

why would i not bite
my nails? it keeps them nice and
short, without clipping.

that painting with all the stairs going all different ways. it's by M.C. Escher(spelling?)

stepping up and back
Imbricate Vertiginous
back and up stepping

nt: The sound of one hand clapping

Hark! Whither other?
Maybe pushing over trees
in unmanned forests?

Next topic : appropriate social uses of elbows

(Go on, have another. I'm still mortified...)

Occasionally
useful, to dislodge certain
annoying cretins.

had occassion to use said elbow myself at the weekend

nt: unwanted romantic attention from unattractive people
I ANDROKTONE

go away, or i'll
get a restraining order.
they just don't listen.

nt: juggling oranges

Juggling oranges
By dyspraxic little girls
results in great mess

nt: wouldn't it be nice to escape from work for the day and sit in the sun eating cake?

Sunshine! I'll take some
Battenburg overtime.
thank you very much.

nt: Pickled eggs.

I've never eaten
Pickled eggs, but I have heard
that they're very good
next: Spam (The finest processed meat in the world)