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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 24, 2001
People with low blood
pressure and cholesterol
may eat spam safely. 
Next topic: orange marmalade
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 25, 2001
once can pick out all
the little orange pieces
with fingers and spoon....
nt: happenstance
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 26, 2001
i won't even ask.
next:happenstance 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 26, 2001
What is a haiku
challenge? Sounds like fun! Glad I
stumbled on this thread!
Next topic: tapioca pudding
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Sep 26, 2001
Tapioca is
the best pudding in the world
except butterscotch
next: platypi
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Sep 26, 2001
is it platypus,
or is it platypuses?
neither: platypi.
nightfall
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Pinniped Posted Sep 26, 2001
At this latitude
twilight kind of disperses
the abrupt nightthud.
next topic : How to Win Friends and Influence People
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 27, 2001
I won a friend once.
They influenced my doormouse
to sing in public.
nt: a game of dominoes played in a swamp.
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 27, 2001
how frustrating i
find rapidly sinking swamp-
-eaten dominos..
nt: Waiting for a bus.
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Pinniped Posted Sep 27, 2001
It's often stated
that three come along at once.
One would be nice.
Next topic : How much would an intern do for George Dubya?
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Pinniped Posted Sep 27, 2001
Ohmygawd...I'm a syllable short in the last line.
One would be QUITE nice.
nt : as above
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 27, 2001
Piece of sky falls on
George Bush. Interns work hard to
resuscitate him.
Next topic: Doing a good deed for a stranger
in need
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 28, 2001
old lady crossing?
a pierced punk arrives promptly (aah, alliteration!)
and helps her across
next:being told that you can't use tippex (liquid paper) in maths.
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 28, 2001
Curses! My biro
Blotted on pythagorous;
And I can't erase it.
nt: Spectrums
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 28, 2001
An extra syllable appears to have crept in - ignore the *and* =)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 28, 2001
I have every
color in the spectrum ex-
cept the one I want!
Next topic: the first colored leaf that falls.
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 28, 2001
A gentle gust of
wind shakes autumnal leaves from
stooping weathered trees.
nt oblivion
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 28, 2001
Bad week. Friday night.
Heading for pub now. The next
stop: oblivion.
nt: waking up on saturday morning with sore head and regrets.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Sep 28, 2001
15 rum & Cokes
was very good last night, but
not so good today
(tip: for a really good Rum & Coke, use Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in place of regular rum)
next: hangover cures
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Pinniped Posted Sep 28, 2001
I once tried raw eggs
and threw up. Did the trick though.
Mate swears by Polos.
nt : Can texters be saved?
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- 721: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 24, 2001)
- 722: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 25, 2001)
- 723: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 26, 2001)
- 724: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 26, 2001)
- 725: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Sep 26, 2001)
- 726: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Sep 26, 2001)
- 727: Pinniped (Sep 26, 2001)
- 728: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 27, 2001)
- 729: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 27, 2001)
- 730: Pinniped (Sep 27, 2001)
- 731: Pinniped (Sep 27, 2001)
- 732: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 27, 2001)
- 733: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 28, 2001)
- 734: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 28, 2001)
- 735: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 28, 2001)
- 736: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 28, 2001)
- 737: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 28, 2001)
- 738: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 28, 2001)
- 739: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Sep 28, 2001)
- 740: Pinniped (Sep 28, 2001)
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