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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 20, 2000
I am the walrus. Well, I laugh like one.
Haven't the Eggmen arrived for their auditions yet?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 20, 2000
What Eggmen? Do I want to know?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 21, 2000
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 22, 2000
Resistance is furtile! You will be assily-mated!
what's that got to do with the eggmen?
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 22, 2000
Assimalation:
"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 22, 2000
Whatever. What does "febrile" mean?
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Apr 23, 2000
Paul is dead.
LOL!!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 23, 2000
That's silly.
I dunno ... maybe I ought to be less impulsive ... Hey, let's all go to the S.S. Anne! [Two blonde-haired teenage girls come over and hand tickets to whoever wants them]
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=48841
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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 24, 2000
What does febrilo mean. It sounds vaguely familiar.
Crabalocka fich wife, pornographic preistess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you've let your knickers down.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 24, 2000
[the girl with short hair says, in a boy's voice, "No, I'm nothing like that at all!" and gets nudged by the long-haired girl. "She" says, "Whoops."]
James, why are you cross-dressing? Is Team Rocket trying to take over S.S. Anne again?
[James, who if you're being very inattentive is really a boy disguised as a short-haired blonde girl, and Jesse, who is a long-haired girl disguised as a blonde, and Meowth, one of their three Pokémon at the moment, all three say, "D'OH!"]
I'm beginning to regret this forum post. 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 26, 2000
[Jar-Jar voice] Me'sa big, fat maraun.
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Andromeda Posted Apr 26, 2000
~looks girlie~
Excuse me, do I sign up to be a lifeguard here??
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