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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 29, 2000
Schmaybe Maybe, How was I supposed to know?
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Dizzy the Void Posted Mar 29, 2000
I don't know either. I was hoping you'd know.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Mar 30, 2000
Is it because you're left-handed? 
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 2, 2000
Excuse me, but in real life, [abruptly a police officer rushes over and arrests YK for trying to get real life into it. Shot of a police car going away from the beach. Cut back to the original shot as if nothing has happened] I can't really read minds, at least over the Internet. Show you how I want WHAT to be?
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P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds Posted Apr 2, 2000
May I interrupt just for a moment:
I would just like to point out that I was the first lifeguard here to rescue Menza...
*realizes that she was already here and was the one who gave Menza the idea for drowning & decides to come clean:*
President, I was only pretending to pretend that I came around the corner casually, just so I would be the first... I just wanted some attention, I suppose...please forgive me...
Oh, and P'hul IS a girl's name- I don't remember where I got it, but I do remember that it's a girl's name. Nice, huh
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P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds Posted Apr 2, 2000
& anyways who want's what to be shown who how, & there's just too many question word's in here right now, I'll come back some other time when something is figured out, something, there's hope... Isn't there???
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 2, 2000
I recommend to the Editors that we add a feature that gives a persons gender:
a. Male
b. Female
c. Other
d. Mind your own bloody business!
I, incidentally, would check A.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 3, 2000
I refuse to dignify that with a response!
Wait a minute, that WAS a response ... 
Um, how do you delete forum posts?
You can't? Damn ...
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 4, 2000
Could somebody clarify Menza's gender to me, preferably him/her/it?
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 7, 2000
And what would Cupid check?
I also think that people should be able to choose "Obscure color of choice." DNA would pick green, and I would pick purple.
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