A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

Be a Lifeguard: The Next Generation

Post 81

Dizzy H. Muffin

For what?


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Post 82

Cupid Stunt

Dirty old men.


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Post 83

Dizzy H. Muffin

Not really, no...


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Post 84

Cupid Stunt

What do you mean not REALLY?


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Post 85

saffire

i really dont like dirty old men...


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Post 86

Dizzy H. Muffin

Goob for you.


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Post 87

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Hey Saf, I thought we were friends... But I won't be dirty very long. Let me go take a shower. I take it I should leave the robe at the door...


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Post 88

Menza

*covers saffire's eyes*

Do you mind Marv, Ladies present. smiley - winkeye


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Post 89

saffire

many thanks menza... i was almost blindedsmiley - bigeyes


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Post 90

Menza

I'm not sure I wasn't, oh sorry, I had my eyes shut. smiley - winkeye


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Post 91

Cupid Stunt

Whoops, it went in.


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Post 92

Dizzy H. Muffin

I did a report on Athlete's Foot, and pubic showers are high-risk areas.


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Post 93

Dizzy H. Muffin

Did I say pubic? smiley - bigeyes I meant public. smiley - winkeye


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Post 94

Cupid Stunt

Thats what yopu claimed when you told the nurse to examin your public area.


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Post 95

Demon Drawer

Mind you you have to admit Pubic showers would also be a high risk area. smiley - winkeye


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Post 96

Cupid Stunt

Very true.


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Post 97

Demon Drawer

smiley - winkeye


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Post 98

Menza

That would depend on how cold the water was. smiley - winkeye


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Post 99

Dizzy H. Muffin

Thanks, folks! You're giving me a chance to practice my Jedi calming techniques. smiley - winkeye

I imagine that on the H2G2 I will have numerous opportunities in that respect...


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Post 100

Cupid Stunt

Will you?


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