h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at saffire with a strange look*

I'm sorry did you say something, I can't hear too well, my ears are still ringing

Courtesy

"Loonytunes, a simple peasant, had only one thing on his mind as he crept along the east wall of the beach, lifeguard application pathetically dangling from his lips: "Loony creep ... Loony creep ... Loony creep."

The first two syllables in your name are appropriate, Løønytünes»».

So, are you applying to be a Lifeguard with the title "Looney Creep"?

Bluebottle, I would like to be a lifeguard using the name Loonytunes. Dressed as a penguin, I will patrol the beach looking vain and vacant.

That works.

"The Jedi Knight was the kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of the word "fear," a man who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death - in short, a moron with suicidal tendencies.

has the suicidal moron still been keeping company with the strange creature called pokemon?

I alays thought "Suicidal Tendancies" was a radio-controlled vehicle with a self-righting mecanism and a front flipper.... I've seen "Robot Wars" too much, I fear...

You're being silly.

robot wars?

It would be silly and redundant to tell you that you will be assimilated and resistance is few-tile. (That's the way the Borg pronounce it.)

Being an expert on Borg pronunciation...

Actually, the Borg, being multiracial, might not actually say it, that could be how the universal translater/babel fish pronounces it.

*Blows a loud raspberry*

Say, you sound like a Gastly in a story I made up.

Wonder what the word "Municipality" has to do with anything...

I'm not sure about the answer to that one

I do know that

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

That's very clever!

I remember hearing that somewhere, but I've forgotten now.

Here.

Hear, hear!

[A sobbing clown is behind him; another clown says, "There, there."]

where
where?