h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

-wow-
i understannnd

I speck.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Neither does it make me stupid.

Very true.

Yes.

Is it just me or is reality on the blink again?

*Waits for somebody to say "I speck", so the whole loop repeats itself until one of us has had enough*

The ability to speck does not make you intelligent.

Intelligence is taken as read - silence is golden - idiocy is...?

Madness!!!

have we all gone mad? or were we always like that to begin with??

Both.

And now for your edification - a horoscope

You fell into a trap. Now you feel stupid.
A social trap or a business trap. Now you want to chew your own leg off.
Not because your leg is actually caught in a trap, but because it might distract you from your problems.
A gnawed off leg is not the answer! We can not stress this enough. Most people who chew their own legs off eventually regret it.
Go ahead and beat yourself up mentally, if you must. But no leg-chewing.
Promise us that.

aww but its so entertaining...

*looks up after considering his leg*

Ahhhh, thanks for the clarification I promise to not gnaw the leg off.

Courtesy

I promise not to chew my leg off OR use my lightsaber!

but maybe you can chew on your lightsaber?

Actually I think chewing the leg off is the better idea.

In the long run it tends to be less of a handicap than beating oneself up mentally.

What about chewing up a Furby? That would be fun, and it would help rid the world of one of the many menaces we Americans have come up with. (Among them are Jar-Jar Binks, Barbie, the legal age limit, etc. And don't try to pin Pokémon on us, because the Japanese did that one.)

I Speck.

I know, the ability to speak does not make me intelligent, but so what.