A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 24, 2000
I remember.
In 1955 they ask him if he's in the Navy!
A red one, isn't it?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 24, 2000
I believe the word you'rte struggling towards is "Bodywarmer", although I like the concept of an iron lifejacket too... Kan we keep one in reserve in case Leonardo DeCaprio returns in "Titanic II - This Time It's Personal"? 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 24, 2000
"Kan"? "Can"! I kan't believe I typed that
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 24, 2000
That's a good idea.
Do you also belong to these people who have never seen "Titanic" and never will?
"Kan" sounds like a great nickname...
for next week, bluebottle, what do you think?
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 24, 2000
Sadly, I am one of the people who saw "Titanic". 
As for "Kan" - that's quite a good nickname, but sadly next week my name is booked for "Bluebottle (Lost In Sp)ACE
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 24, 2000
I forgive you.
Lost in Space is good.
How much does this radioactiv monster cost?
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 24, 2000
That's great.
Do you take credit cards?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 25, 2000
I've only got 13. Is that alright?
And can I have mine in blue please?
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 25, 2000
I'd like that one with the iron lifejacket!
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 25, 2000
Yes, Technicolor, 13 Pus is enough - although we are doing an offer where you can get one for only 6 pus IF you also present a certificate. 
And Hannah, we do take credit cards, but tend not to give them back. But yes, you can have the iron lifejacketed/body-warmed one.
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 25, 2000
Of course you can keep that credit card, it's my father's, I don't mind.
Do monsters eat cats?
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Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Apr 25, 2000
Yes, I think so... I saw the skeleton of a cat down khere, with ajar labeled Bacteria Sauce with Capers next to it.
help!
Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Apr 25, 2000
Alas, poor Hasselhoff. I knew him, TechnicolorYawn.
(Not by William Shakespeare)
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Buff Posted Apr 25, 2000
AAAH! I got lost and now I'm in the sewers! EEEK! Whatinthesamhill's that thing in the corner? AAAH!
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 26, 2000
That's good, they don't eat humans, do they?
*shaking with fear*
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 26, 2000
They only eat humans for their main course. As no-one's sent any soup down to the sewer for a while, you're perfectly safe. They don't start without a starter, you know. And they know which fork does what. Very polite, they are.
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Munchkin Posted Apr 26, 2000
Soouuuup for Sale! Soouuup for sale! Lovely fresh, straight from the tin, Tomato Soup! Get it while it is hot!
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 26, 2000
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 26, 2000
Don't panic - it's all perfectly safe.
As long as you survive
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- 141: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 142: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 143: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 144: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 145: Bluebottle (Apr 24, 2000)
- 146: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 147: Bluebottle (Apr 24, 2000)
- 148: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 149: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 25, 2000)
- 150: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 25, 2000)
- 151: Bluebottle (Apr 25, 2000)
- 152: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 25, 2000)
- 153: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Apr 25, 2000)
- 154: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Apr 25, 2000)
- 155: Buff (Apr 25, 2000)
- 156: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 26, 2000)
- 157: Bluebottle (Apr 26, 2000)
- 158: Munchkin (Apr 26, 2000)
- 159: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 26, 2000)
- 160: Bluebottle (Apr 26, 2000)
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