A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 13, 2000
I'm sure all my friends will envy me for being eaten up.
You being heartless is okay, because I'm heartless, too. 
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 18, 2000
I lost my towel, can someone borrow me a towel?!
Help!
September! September!
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 18, 2000
Here, have mine. Sorry about the stuff on it, but this is a sewer, after all. It'll scrape off a treat when it dries.
Sewage spotters?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 19, 2000
By the way, I'm worried - nobody has spotted any sewage for weeks! Is the Guide suffering from a collective constipation, or are the monsters eating it before it gets here? (Ewwwwwww...) 
Sewage spotters?
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 19, 2000
No, look - there's some!
*points at oily loaf floating gently past*
Sewage spotters?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 20, 2000
Well, that "oily loaf" looks sliced... I'd be worried about whoever (or whatever) did that...
Sewage spotters?
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 20, 2000
It was my cat.
I didn't have enough cat food, I thought before she eats me, I better give her a "oily loaf"
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 20, 2000
Thanks.
People don't respect you without a towel. And you can't defend against monsters.
September! September!
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 21, 2000
That's true.
Hang on, I've just realized I'm now without a towel. I should have a spare here somewhere....
*begins rummaging about his person for a spare towel*
September! September!
Bluebottle Posted Apr 21, 2000
You can buy a towel from the Sewer Giftshop. You can get a plain one, or a special Sewage Spotters towel with muck, slime and a picture of a monster on the front.
Your blood can come as an extra, if you wish.
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 21, 2000
Do you also have green blood?
Towels
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 22, 2000
What choice of monster are there?
Towels
Bluebottle Posted Apr 22, 2000
We have all types, sizes, colours and consistencies of blood, including exclusive blood in the ultra-violet and infra-red ranges that can only be seen using special goggles.
As for monsters - well, last time we tried to hold a census one of them ate our biro. And the clipboard. And the paper. And the guy carrying out the census.
So we've got most monsters, especially hungry ones.
Towels
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 22, 2000
I was hoping for some suggestions. That means I'm going to have to use my imagination. Damn. Oh well, here goes..... hnnnngggg....
Towels
WESTY Posted Apr 23, 2000
bubble bubble ? was that the ?
a) jaccuzi.
B) the serpent of the deep.
C)my arse
the mind boggles
i think i'll light my ciggarette up
*spark * spark*
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*COUGH COUGH*SPLUTTER !
"that would be the methane "
bluebottle where on the isle of wight aare you from????
im from there tooooo
Towels
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 23, 2000
Do you have any radioactiv monsters, left over from atomic bomb tests?
Towels
Bluebottle Posted Apr 24, 2000
We have Radioactive monsters - but they tend to wear iron things...
Drats, forgotten the word. 80s fashion thing that covers upper body and is worn by "McFly" in "Back To The Future" and is mistaken for a lifejacket...
One of them.
Towels
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 24, 2000
No idea what you mean, but I'm gonna take it anyway. Always wanted to have one.
Towels
Bluebottle Posted Apr 24, 2000
The thing itself isn't made of iron, but it was like a cross between a waistcoat and a puffy jacket.
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September! September!
- 121: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 13, 2000)
- 122: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 18, 2000)
- 123: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 18, 2000)
- 124: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 125: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 126: Bluebottle (Apr 20, 2000)
- 127: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 20, 2000)
- 128: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 20, 2000)
- 129: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 20, 2000)
- 130: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 131: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 132: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 133: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 134: Bluebottle (Apr 22, 2000)
- 135: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 136: WESTY (Apr 23, 2000)
- 137: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 23, 2000)
- 138: Bluebottle (Apr 24, 2000)
- 139: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 24, 2000)
- 140: Bluebottle (Apr 24, 2000)
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