A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

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Post 121

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I'm sure all my friends will envy me for being eaten up.smiley - smiley
You being heartless is okay, because I'm heartless, too. smiley - winkeye


September! September!

Post 122

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I lost my towel, can someone borrow me a towel?!
Help!


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Post 123

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Here, have mine. Sorry about the stuff on it, but this is a sewer, after all. It'll scrape off a treat when it dries.


Sewage spotters?

Post 124

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

By the way, I'm worried - nobody has spotted any sewage for weeks! Is the Guide suffering from a collective constipation, or are the monsters eating it before it gets here? (Ewwwwwww...) smiley - fish


Sewage spotters?

Post 125

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

No, look - there's some!
*points at oily loaf floating gently past*


Sewage spotters?

Post 126

Bluebottle

You see? Nothing to worry about.


Sewage spotters?

Post 127

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Well, that "oily loaf" looks sliced... I'd be worried about whoever (or whatever) did that...


Sewage spotters?

Post 128

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

It was my cat.
I didn't have enough cat food, I thought before she eats me, I better give her a "oily loaf"


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Post 129

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Thanks.smiley - smiley
People don't respect you without a towel. And you can't defend against monsters.


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Post 130

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

That's true.
Hang on, I've just realized I'm now without a towel. I should have a spare here somewhere....

*begins rummaging about his person for a spare towel*


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Post 131

Bluebottle

You can buy a towel from the Sewer Giftshop. You can get a plain one, or a special Sewage Spotters towel with muck, slime and a picture of a monster on the front.
Your blood can come as an extra, if you wish.


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Post 132

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Do you also have green blood?


Towels

Post 133

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

What choice of monster are there?


Towels

Post 134

Bluebottle

We have all types, sizes, colours and consistencies of blood, including exclusive blood in the ultra-violet and infra-red ranges that can only be seen using special goggles.
As for monsters - well, last time we tried to hold a census one of them ate our biro. And the clipboard. And the paper. And the guy carrying out the census.
So we've got most monsters, especially hungry ones.


Towels

Post 135

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I was hoping for some suggestions. That means I'm going to have to use my imagination. Damn. Oh well, here goes..... hnnnngggg....


Towels

Post 136

WESTY

bubble bubble ? was that the ?
a) jaccuzi.
B) the serpent of the deep.
C)my arse


the mind boggles

i think i'll light my ciggarette up

*spark * spark*


"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*COUGH COUGH*SPLUTTER !


"that would be the methane "


bluebottle where on the isle of wight aare you from????

im from there tooooo


Towels

Post 137

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Do you have any radioactiv monsters, left over from atomic bomb tests?


Towels

Post 138

Bluebottle

We have Radioactive monsters - but they tend to wear iron things...
Drats, forgotten the word. 80s fashion thing that covers upper body and is worn by "McFly" in "Back To The Future" and is mistaken for a lifejacket...
One of them.


Towels

Post 139

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

No idea what you mean, but I'm gonna take it anyway. Always wanted to have one.


Towels

Post 140

Bluebottle

The thing itself isn't made of iron, but it was like a cross between a waistcoat and a puffy jacket.


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