A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
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tyran Posted Jan 31, 2000
Alligators watch as d.oc. extinguishes fire, match, and bluebottle
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 1, 2000
I think it means "deuce of clubs"...?
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Krunchy Posted Feb 1, 2000
I know how we can tell if its safe to light a match,
*pulls out canary*
if this little blighter keels over then its not safe!
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
I hate to tell you this - but that isn't a canary you bought from the pet shop, but a deceased Norweigen Blue parrot.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 1, 2000
Beautiful plumage, though...
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Feb 1, 2000
*admires the plumage*
you know it really is such a nice bird shame it is dead, maby you should take it back.
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
If you did that, then we wouldn't see the plumage.
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tyran Posted Feb 2, 2000
Quit waving that dead bird about or you'll attract the alligators!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 2, 2000
'The plumage don't enter into it...'
Yes, I agree, we've had enough trouble with the sharks.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 2, 2000
Don't start that again, I've been busy! (and forgetful).
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parke Posted Feb 2, 2000
Suddenly and without warning everything in the sewer turns purple. Parke has arrived and all the sewer creatures dance. The crocs call for an all out sewer rave....and so it is. It's time to bond with the sewer folks. The party begins. Parke dances like that weird midget from twin peaks and talks in purple'I hope I'm not too late. I've been at Tim J's barbeque counting pickles.'
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 2, 2000
Two questions -
1) How many pickles were there?
2) How long are you prepared to wait here to see them again?
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parke Posted Feb 2, 2000
I stopped counting at 1280. I brought a bag with me. Do have a couple they like banana pudding for some reason.
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Feb 4, 2000
there were prolly about 6.0221367x10^23
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 4, 2000
So that would be a mole of pickles, then.
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Feb 4, 2000
*pliote little golf clap*
very good I had even odds on any one rembering in to there dim memories of chemistry enugh to place avagadro's number.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 4, 2000
I'd have been more impressed by an Avagardro of Avacados...
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parke Posted Feb 5, 2000
Well now you've hurt the pickles feelings. Do say you're sorry or they might throttle you.
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- 61: tyran (Jan 31, 2000)
- 62: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Feb 1, 2000)
- 63: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 1, 2000)
- 64: Krunchy (Feb 1, 2000)
- 65: Bluebottle (Feb 1, 2000)
- 66: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 1, 2000)
- 67: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Feb 1, 2000)
- 68: Bluebottle (Feb 1, 2000)
- 69: tyran (Feb 2, 2000)
- 70: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 2, 2000)
- 71: Bluebottle (Feb 2, 2000)
- 72: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 2, 2000)
- 73: parke (Feb 2, 2000)
- 74: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 2, 2000)
- 75: parke (Feb 2, 2000)
- 76: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Feb 4, 2000)
- 77: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 4, 2000)
- 78: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Feb 4, 2000)
- 79: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 4, 2000)
- 80: parke (Feb 5, 2000)
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