A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

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Post 101

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Oh! Is that why we're down here in this sewer, then?


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Post 102

Bluebottle

Why did you think you were here?


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Post 103

Krunchy

well judging by the start of the thread, it was for a tour or something! smiley - smiley


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Post 104

Bluebottle

Very good point.
On the right we have slime, with some puke and vile rotting gangrene behind it, and on our left, if you look closely, you can just make out the bug blatter beast of Traal. Straight ahead we have a Vogon's Grandmother.


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Post 105

Krunchy

can I take my own photos or is there a souvenir shop I can buy them from at the end of the tour?


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Post 106

Bluebottle

You can take photographs, by all means, but the monsters don't like flashes.... We recommend either a sketchbook and torch, or you buy from our range of deluxe luxury postcards - autographed by the monsters themselves - hence the slime.


Sewer Fever

Post 107

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

Here's a clothes peg...

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Post 108

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

I tried keeping capers once, but the monsters kept eating them on roast gremlin with bacteria sauce and fries.


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Post 109

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

Do monters like capers? The food, i mean...


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Post 110

Bluebottle

I don't know.. You could ask one. I think we've a Perfectly Abnormal Beast stealthily approaching our position...


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Post 111

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

...nope, sorry, it's just me...

I slipped away to relieve myself round the corner smiley - fish


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Post 112

Bluebottle

Ah... And I thought it was a slime god. smiley - sadface


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Post 113

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

Ah well, it could have been a giant cannibal ogre with a taste for roast human with capers and bacteria sauce!


September! September!

Post 114

Munchkin

Hello, I don't suppose anyone has see a September monster down here have they. Only my flatmate got confused and flushed it arse backwards down the loo. It's about five foot square, green feet, bares a passing resemblence to Terry Wogan, answers to Reginald and is most likely still chewing on my copy of Attack of the Cybermen. I'm not so fussed about Regie, but I would like my video back.


September! September!

Post 115

Bluebottle

Your lucky it wasn't a DVD - the monsters use them as Ninja death stars - throw them left, right and centre... We had 6 murders with them last week... Well, see if you can report your loss to the lost property office at:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=40533


September! September!

Post 116

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I'm sorry, haven't seen it.
But I saw a 5 headed monster ( a green one) and every head was chewing on a copy of Attack of the Cyberman.
There it is again. It's coming, it's..
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......


September! September!

Post 117

Munchkin

Ooo five copies. Well I only need one, so if you can snatch the least chewed from it's slavering jaws I would be most happy. Ta.


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Post 118

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

You don't worry about me being eaten up by a monster, do you?
Anyway, my cat killed that monster, and at the moment everything's full of blood. But I'll look for your video.
But you're really heartless...


September! September!

Post 119

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I'm sorry!
I'm a bit sensitive about this whole being eaten up by a monster thing.
I found your copy and send you a smiley - fish as excuse.


September! September!

Post 120

Munchkin

smiley - fish accepted, thankyou. You should treat being eaten by a monster as an experience which will furnish you with many a tale to tell down the pub. I have investigated the intestinal tract of many a ravening beast for this very reason smiley - smiley
As to my heartless exterior, it mearly covers an even more heartless interior smiley - winkeye


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