A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
Concerning... see Above
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 16, 2000
Oh! Is that why we're down here in this sewer, then?
We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Bluebottle Posted Feb 16, 2000
Why did you think you were here?
We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Krunchy Posted Feb 22, 2000
well judging by the start of the thread, it was for a tour or something! 
We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Bluebottle Posted Feb 22, 2000
Very good point.
On the right we have slime, with some puke and vile rotting gangrene behind it, and on our left, if you look closely, you can just make out the bug blatter beast of Traal. Straight ahead we have a Vogon's Grandmother.
We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Krunchy Posted Feb 23, 2000
can I take my own photos or is there a souvenir shop I can buy them from at the end of the tour?
We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Bluebottle Posted Feb 23, 2000
You can take photographs, by all means, but the monsters don't like flashes.... We recommend either a sketchbook and torch, or you buy from our range of deluxe luxury postcards - autographed by the monsters themselves - hence the slime.
Sewer Fever
Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Feb 23, 2000
Here's a clothes peg...
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We all want to go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing
Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Feb 23, 2000
I tried keeping capers once, but the monsters kept eating them on roast gremlin with bacteria sauce and fries.
Sewer Fever
Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Feb 23, 2000
Do monters like capers? The food, i mean...
Sewer Fever
Bluebottle Posted Feb 23, 2000
I don't know.. You could ask one. I think we've a Perfectly Abnormal Beast stealthily approaching our position...
Sewer Fever
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2000
...nope, sorry, it's just me...
I slipped away to relieve myself round the corner 
Sewer Fever
Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Feb 25, 2000
Ah well, it could have been a giant cannibal ogre with a taste for roast human with capers and bacteria sauce!
September! September!
Munchkin Posted Mar 2, 2000
Hello, I don't suppose anyone has see a September monster down here have they. Only my flatmate got confused and flushed it arse backwards down the loo. It's about five foot square, green feet, bares a passing resemblence to Terry Wogan, answers to Reginald and is most likely still chewing on my copy of Attack of the Cybermen. I'm not so fussed about Regie, but I would like my video back.
September! September!
Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
Your lucky it wasn't a DVD - the monsters use them as Ninja death stars - throw them left, right and centre... We had 6 murders with them last week... Well, see if you can report your loss to the lost property office at:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=40533
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 11, 2000
I'm sorry, haven't seen it.
But I saw a 5 headed monster ( a green one) and every head was chewing on a copy of Attack of the Cyberman.
There it is again. It's coming, it's..
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
September! September!
Munchkin Posted Apr 12, 2000
Ooo five copies. Well I only need one, so if you can snatch the least chewed from it's slavering jaws I would be most happy. Ta.
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 12, 2000
You don't worry about me being eaten up by a monster, do you?
Anyway, my cat killed that monster, and at the moment everything's full of blood. But I'll look for your video.
But you're really heartless...
September! September!
Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Apr 12, 2000
I'm sorry!
I'm a bit sensitive about this whole being eaten up by a monster thing.
I found your copy and send you a as excuse.
September! September!
Munchkin Posted Apr 13, 2000
accepted, thankyou. You should treat being eaten by a monster as an experience which will furnish you with many a tale to tell down the pub. I have investigated the intestinal tract of many a ravening beast for this very reason
As to my heartless exterior, it mearly covers an even more heartless interior 
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Concerning... see Above
- 101: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 16, 2000)
- 102: Bluebottle (Feb 16, 2000)
- 103: Krunchy (Feb 22, 2000)
- 104: Bluebottle (Feb 22, 2000)
- 105: Krunchy (Feb 23, 2000)
- 106: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 107: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Feb 23, 2000)
- 108: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Feb 23, 2000)
- 109: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Feb 23, 2000)
- 110: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 111: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 112: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 113: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Feb 25, 2000)
- 114: Munchkin (Mar 2, 2000)
- 115: Bluebottle (Mar 2, 2000)
- 116: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 11, 2000)
- 117: Munchkin (Apr 12, 2000)
- 118: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 12, 2000)
- 119: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Apr 12, 2000)
- 120: Munchkin (Apr 13, 2000)
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