A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
Sewers
The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 19, 1999
*ahem*
I stepped in some goo,
oh no, it's just Blue.
Er........
I'm really no good at this.
Sewers
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 20, 1999
Keep referring to "cheese" a lot and it usually seems to turn out okay... 
help!
third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Jan 11, 2000
aahhhhemmm
there was a young woman named sue
who one day sliped in some goo
she jumped upright with a squel of delight
and said ?????????????
help!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 12, 2000
...and said "Not so bad, it could have been poo"
help!
third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Jan 12, 2000
???? = HELP!
doesn't sound quite right but what the hey it's in a sewer allready right?
help!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 17, 2000
Yep, that's true. And there really are some weird things down here to shout Help! at.
help!
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 18, 2000
Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o?
*echo*
Gosh, there's an awful lot of people in this sewer.
Oh dear, I seemed to have stepped in the rotting remains of David Hasselhoff.
help!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 18, 2000
Oh yes, the monsters don't like him much... They'd much prefer Pamela Anderson... She has more to sink teeth into. But I don't know if they like the taste of silicon... I'd say it's just like more sand with a gritty taste....
help!
Krunchy Posted Jan 20, 2000
I've been feeding them on donuts from the aroma cafe, they seem to like them quite alot, I 've been training them up in exchange for the donuts, look I can get this one to roll over...
*SHOUTS ROLL OVER*
*crocodile rolls over*
see 
help!
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 20, 2000
I've been training up DH, watch.
Play dead!
See?
help!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 20, 2000
I've seen him "act" - how can you tell? 
help!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 20, 2000
I've been training a 600ft Sewer-worm.
"Eat DH!"
*Something far too gruesome for words tp describe arrives and eats the rotting remains of the corpse, and then spits it out as it tastes foul.*
Oh well, nobody's perfect...
help!
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 21, 2000
Ahhh... isn't it sweet?
*attempt to tickle the sewer-worm behind its ears*
Erm... where do you think the ears are then?
help!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 21, 2000
I think it spat them out over there...
help!
third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Jan 24, 2000
wow that is quite a sewer worm, looks straight off arrikais,
I would have hooped DH had dissipered somewhere long ago....I guss he did didn't he.
ohh look at that one there
*strange multi eyed monster with rather frightning looking fanges slither/walks away into the darkness.
help!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 24, 2000
It is almost a sandworm, but of course they don't like it where it's wet. 
That's one of the monsters we're lacking here....
We finally got the rights from Universal Pictures to house King Kong, though!
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Sewers
- 21: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 19, 1999)
- 22: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 20, 1999)
- 23: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 28, 1999)
- 24: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Jan 11, 2000)
- 25: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Jan 12, 2000)
- 26: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 27: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 28: Bluebottle (Jan 17, 2000)
- 29: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Jan 17, 2000)
- 30: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 18, 2000)
- 31: Bluebottle (Jan 18, 2000)
- 32: Krunchy (Jan 20, 2000)
- 33: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 20, 2000)
- 34: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 20, 2000)
- 35: Bluebottle (Jan 20, 2000)
- 36: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 21, 2000)
- 37: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 21, 2000)
- 38: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Jan 24, 2000)
- 39: Bluebottle (Jan 24, 2000)
- 40: Purple (Jan 24, 2000)
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