h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, I didn't say an Avagardro of Pickles was *unimpressive*...

esspecially such pickles as those.

Very impressive. In fact, Avogadro's mumber of pickles would fill a cube 4000km a side.

I imagine Avogadro's Avocados would be even larger.

Sorry,

'I must spell things right' x100

That was supposed to say number, there. I'm sure I couldn't talk about Avogadro's member without being censored.

We understand.... with the amount of pickles you have in your mouth it is perfectly understandable

especially seing what where you are keeping all those pickles.......... never mind, I really mist get my mind out of the sewer.

...But then the monsters will be all alone down here...

then I suppose I shall keep them company.

The monsters will be touched.

I guss I am just a fofty for a sad monster.

so long as the monster doesn't get you in one of those cudly bear hugs that make your head pop off...

Well you never can tell... they're quite unpredictable.

that's true

take gremlins... at first they're all nice and cuddly, but feed them and they start wrecking your house

while on the subject, when you're not allowed to feed a gremlin after midnight, would that mean that you can't feed them after their first night alive, or just between certain hours?

feed them? you are supposed to feed them?
*look of understanding dawns*
that might explain some of my failors at gremlin keeping

Well, I'm not good at gremlin keeping either - the big monsters eat them with fries.

well I have had good luck with the bilge monsters. they are doing quite well now. but the little buggers keep disapering. I think the dorm food scares them off.

I tried keeping fries, but the big monsters kept eating them with gremlins

I tried to keep some patatoes once, but someone kept turning them into fries

Ah.. I tried, erm, erm.
I never actually tried at all. The monsters keep themselves.

very true..........unless they monsters are keeping you......