A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

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Post 41

Bluebottle

There are toilets, in the Forum & Firkin, and presumably in the Aroma Cafe too... No outside PCs though, so perhaps I should build some...


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Post 42

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

You could just 'go with the flow'
No, sorry, that's too disgusting.


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Post 43

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Perhaps it's the general lack of toilets that's leading to so many people visiting the sewers...? (I know that's why I keep coming back...)


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Post 44

Bluebottle

So, shall I create a toilet conversation, then?


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Post 45

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

I thought our eriler attempts at peotry was....nevermind.

there does seem to be a higher than normal monster concentration though.


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Post 46

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Well, if Buffy's High School was positioned at the Hell Mouth, then logically this sewer must be at the Hell A**...?


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Post 47

Bluebottle

Helsinki?


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Post 48

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

exactly.


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Post 49

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I never did trust those Scandinavians..... By 'Scandinavians' I obviously mean those who aren't part of h2g2. The ones who are have already proven their trustworthiness.


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Post 50

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

"blame scandinavia!"


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Post 51

Bluebottle

They have airlines too.


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Post 52

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

And frequently flagelate each other naked in the snow, I'm told... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 53

tyran

Okay, I have no idea what to do with that


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Post 54

tyran

By the way, who let the alligators out?


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Post 55

Bluebottle

Erm... the aligators are out? Which ones, the normal ones, or the monstrous sized ones?


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Post 56

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

I haven't seen any ali......OUCH!


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Post 57

Bluebottle

I'm sorry... did I tread on your toe again???
They really should fits some lights down here....


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Post 58

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

NO!! BLUEBOTTLE!! DON'T STRIKE THAT MATCH!!


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Post 59

Bluebottle

Did someone say something...?
*striking match...*


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Post 60

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

*arriving promptly in bunker gear and carrying fire hose to estingish match, fire, and bluebottle*


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