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New Bikini Competition

Post 421

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one



* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *


New Bikini Competition

Post 422

Alex A (Keeper of 7)

*strolls by with competetion bikini displying a herd of buffalo slowly moving across a windswept plain*

Hi Bloke smiley - biggrin

Voting seems a little slow, at least for me smiley - blue


New Bikini Competition

Post 423

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mackenzie] smiley - cross Excuse me, but who are you calling "MR."??? [rears up to HER full height]


New Bikini Competition

Post 424

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Yeah Mr ..... it's short for .... errr .... Mrs ! smiley - winkeye


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Post 425

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mackenzie] [brandishing the Baka Mallet] Doesn't "mrs." imply being married?


New Bikini Competition

Post 426

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

*wanders in from beech combing wearing all the smiley - disco jewellery found in the sand that sets off the miraculously transformed bikini*

Can anyone join in the picnic? I'm so hungry after all that digging about in the sand.

*waits to be invited to join*smiley - blush

turvysmiley - blackcat


New Bikini Competition

Post 427

Coniraya

Just sit down and tuck in, turvy smiley - smiley


New Bikini Competition

Post 428

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Hi Caerwynn and thanks.

*looks inside hamper and selects a small Greek salad*

Mmmm! I love olives.
Your bikini is looking great. The fish are stunning.
I'm so glad MaW gave me that Miracle Un-shrink.

*does a twirl in the gold gossamer-thread bikini to show off the new smiley - disco and manages to not spill any Greek salad*smiley - cool

Is there any smiley - bubbly?smiley - biggrin

smiley - blackcat


New Bikini Competition

Post 429

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mackenzie] Depends on whether or not you've got s. smiley - biggrin


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Post 430

MaW

Of course there's smiley - bubbly. I've got a limitless supply around here somewhere.

* rummages *

Ah yes, here it is.

* he turns the bottle upside down. Golden, bubbly smiley - bubbly pours from it onto the sand, far more than could ever possibly fit in the bottle. *

It's an infinitely large bottle inside, and it's full of smiley - bubbly. Cool or what?

* he pours lots of glasses *


New Bikini Competition

Post 431

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

smiley - cool

*downs a glass or three of smiley - bubbly*

Someone pass the smiley - oj please.

Does anyone know if there is a 'book' running on the competition?
Perhaps BB knows. By the way where is BB?

turvysmiley - blackcat


New Bikini Competition

Post 432

MaW

* shrugs *

I have no idea.

* passes an infinitely full bottle of freshly-squeezed smiley - oj *


New Bikini Competition

Post 433

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

smiley - ta


New Bikini Competition

Post 434

Coniraya

*enjoys a glass of smiley - bubbly*

Your bikini is looking good turvy, that unshrink seems to work very well smiley - smiley


New Bikini Competition

Post 435

MaW

Of course it does. It's a product of the Ministry of Magecraft. Everything we do works well.

Apart from the automatic room painting device, that is. We're still working on that one.


New Bikini Competition

Post 436

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mackenzie] Hmm ... Do you think you'd need some outside help with that one?


New Bikini Competition

Post 437

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one



smiley - ill

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Vote for me at A781184 or I'll take it off (you don't want that to happen) *


New Bikini Competition

Post 438

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Mackenzie] Bet that's not very nice.


New Bikini Competition

Post 439

MaW

Especially not with the chillies I sneaked into it...


New Bikini Competition

Post 440

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

*looks pensive*

Remind me... Where were the chillies - in the blender or the Bikini?smiley - smiley

turvysmiley - blackcat


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