A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
New Bikini Competition
MaW Posted Sep 7, 2002
How provincial.
* turns over to allow the other side to tan a bit. On h2g2, of course, the sun is incapable of causing sunburn *
New Bikini Competition
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 7, 2002
Hang on. If it's made of nothing at all, then when you take it off, it'll get lost, and you'll be disqualified from the competition. On the other hand, if you keep it on, you'll be eaten by sharks. 
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 8, 2002
I trust that MaW would have a way of not losing it.
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MaW Posted Sep 8, 2002
Of course I do! Although I was actually planning to wait until after the contest before I went swimming.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 8, 2002
[Mackenzie] Same here. On all counts, actually: I can summon this bikini whenever I need it.
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Coniraya Posted Sep 9, 2002
*turns over to tan the other side*
We can have a swimming in the sea party once the competition is over 
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MaW Posted Sep 9, 2002
Oh yes, that sounds like an excellent idea.
* he wanders off to find something to drink *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 9, 2002
[Mackenzie] A drink sounds good, too. [goes off for a moment]
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 10, 2002
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 10, 2002
[Yar] I wasn't even here before, but I think I'll leave, too! [vanishes in a puff of logic]
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MaW Posted Sep 10, 2002
* wanders back, 
in hand *
Aaah, there's not much better than a vodka and orange on the beach during the bikini competition.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 11, 2002
[Mackenzie] [wandering back in] I'll drink to that. Except, of course, that I won't. 
New Bikini Competition
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 11, 2002
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *
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Coniraya Posted Sep 11, 2002
I'm getting a little peckish too.
I think I'll nip along quickly to the H2G2 dinner club kitchen and put together a little hamper.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 12, 2002
[Mackenzie] Yeah! ... Say, would that place be at all appropriate for a romantic-type dinner with a significant other?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 12, 2002
It depends on what you find romantic. Hope you've all voted over at: A781184
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MaW Posted Sep 12, 2002
I've voted.
* lays back and grins broadly, in his bikini cunningly crafted from nothing at all *
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 13, 2002
I just voted as well. Did the decent thing what !
Who's round is it ?
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Coniraya Posted Sep 13, 2002
*returns having voted and dragging a rather large picnic basket*
Who would like to join me in a little repast al fresco?
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New Bikini Competition
- 381: MaW (Sep 7, 2002)
- 382: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 7, 2002)
- 383: Bluebottle (Sep 8, 2002)
- 384: MaW (Sep 8, 2002)
- 385: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 8, 2002)
- 386: Coniraya (Sep 9, 2002)
- 387: MaW (Sep 9, 2002)
- 388: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 9, 2002)
- 389: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 10, 2002)
- 390: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 10, 2002)
- 391: MaW (Sep 10, 2002)
- 392: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 393: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 11, 2002)
- 394: Coniraya (Sep 11, 2002)
- 395: MaW (Sep 11, 2002)
- 396: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 12, 2002)
- 397: Bluebottle (Sep 12, 2002)
- 398: MaW (Sep 12, 2002)
- 399: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 13, 2002)
- 400: Coniraya (Sep 13, 2002)
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