A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
New Bikini Competition
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 16, 2002
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *
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Alex A (Keeper of 7) Posted Sep 16, 2002
*strolls by with competetion bikini displying a herd of buffalo slowly moving across a windswept plain*
Hi Bloke 
Voting seems a little slow, at least for me 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 17, 2002
[Mackenzie] 
Excuse me, but who are you calling "MR."??? [rears up to HER full height]
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 17, 2002
Yeah Mr ..... it's short for .... errr .... Mrs ! 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 17, 2002
[Mackenzie] [brandishing the Baka Mallet] Doesn't "mrs." imply being married?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Sep 17, 2002
*wanders in from beech combing wearing all the 
jewellery found in the sand that sets off the miraculously transformed bikini*
Can anyone join in the picnic? I'm so hungry after all that digging about in the sand.
*waits to be invited to join*
turvy
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Sep 17, 2002
Hi Caerwynn and thanks.
*looks inside hamper and selects a small Greek salad*
Mmmm! I love olives.
Your bikini is looking great. The fish are stunning.
I'm so glad MaW gave me that Miracle Un-shrink.
*does a twirl in the gold gossamer-thread bikini to show off the new and manages to not spill any Greek salad*
Is there any 
?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 17, 2002
[Mackenzie] Depends on whether or not you've got s.
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MaW Posted Sep 18, 2002
Of course there's . I've got a limitless supply around here somewhere.
* rummages *
Ah yes, here it is.
* he turns the bottle upside down. Golden, bubbly pours from it onto the sand, far more than could ever possibly fit in the bottle. *
It's an infinitely large bottle inside, and it's full of . Cool or what?
* he pours lots of glasses *
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Sep 18, 2002
*downs a glass or three of *
Someone pass the 
please.
Does anyone know if there is a 'book' running on the competition?
Perhaps BB knows. By the way where is BB?
turvy
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MaW Posted Sep 19, 2002
* shrugs *
I have no idea.
* passes an infinitely full bottle of freshly-squeezed *
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Coniraya Posted Sep 19, 2002
*enjoys a glass of *
Your bikini is looking good turvy, that unshrink seems to work very well 
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MaW Posted Sep 19, 2002
Of course it does. It's a product of the Ministry of Magecraft. Everything we do works well.
Apart from the automatic room painting device, that is. We're still working on that one.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 19, 2002
[Mackenzie] Hmm ... Do you think you'd need some outside help with that one?
New Bikini Competition
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 23, 2002
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Vote for me at A781184 or I'll take it off (you don't want that to happen) *
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MaW Posted Sep 23, 2002
Especially not with the chillies I sneaked into it...
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Sep 23, 2002
*looks pensive*
Remind me... Where were the chillies - in the blender or the Bikini?
turvy
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- 421: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 16, 2002)
- 422: Alex A (Keeper of 7) (Sep 16, 2002)
- 423: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 17, 2002)
- 424: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 17, 2002)
- 425: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 17, 2002)
- 426: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 17, 2002)
- 427: Coniraya (Sep 17, 2002)
- 428: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 17, 2002)
- 429: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 17, 2002)
- 430: MaW (Sep 18, 2002)
- 431: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 18, 2002)
- 432: MaW (Sep 19, 2002)
- 433: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 19, 2002)
- 434: Coniraya (Sep 19, 2002)
- 435: MaW (Sep 19, 2002)
- 436: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 19, 2002)
- 437: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 23, 2002)
- 438: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 23, 2002)
- 439: MaW (Sep 23, 2002)
- 440: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 23, 2002)
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