h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hoping he didn't leave a hanging chad but is starting to worry*

Splendid idea ..... anything juicy in there ? Let me give you a hand with that ....

I would love to have something to eat al fresco... mmm... food...

*undoes the staps of the picnic hamper, shakes out a blue gingham cloth and lays out crockery and cutlery*

Being and infinity capacity hamper I have packed every picnic food I can think of!

Please help yourselves, there is plenty of choice of drink too.

*takes a helping of chicken caeser salad and pours a glass of *

* digs around in the hamper and comes up with a large plateful of chicken drumsticks cooked in all sorts of interesting flavours - Thai style, barbeque, Chinese style, lemon, lime & coriander... *

Mmm... chicken.

[Mackenzie] Looks yummy.

Can I gatecrash your picnic?

[Mackenzie] You're an Italic. Nothing can /stop/ you.

*comes strolling from the direction of the hand-made old-fashioned sand caslte yet to be finished (hint, hint)*
<./>F44375?thread=206858&latest=1</.>

*walks along the water's edge looking for shells and pieces of driftwood, wearing her white, lace trimmed bikini covered by tiny pink roses*

*her sun bleached hair, with the white magnolia flower still looking remarkably fresh, flying in the gentle breeze*

*a faint tingling is heard from the chain of tiny silver bells around her ankle*

*comes running along the beach, obviously in a great hurry*

*dark hair streaming behind her, with red hibiscus flower miraculously still fastened to it*

*her gold lamé bikini shimmering in the sun*

*the fringes of the red scarf tied around hips flying*

*comes running gracefully back along the beach in the direction of the hand made olf fashioned sand castle*
<./>F44375?thread=206858&latest=1</.>

Kristina do you want to share in the picnic?

Mina you are very welcome, have look and see what takes your fancy in the infinity picnic hamper.

*walking back along the beach with odd looking bits and pieces of driftwood in her hands, having been alerted by the low grumbling of her stomach*

Did someone mention picnic?

Hello T, have a look and see if there is anythign you would like.

*has a small portion of *

*splashes ungracefully at the waters edge in his black and white cow hide bikini complete with udders hoping against hope to capture the tasteless vote*

Those smoked salmon sandwiches look absolutely delicious - mind if I help myself?


BEWARE OF THE SHARKS!

*freezes*

[Mackenzie] Were you paying ANY attention? "No swimming gear including bikinis" includes cow-hide bikinis.

*pouts girlishly*

But Mr MacKenzie .... I'm not swimming, I'm barely paddling.

I got told the same, RD, but we can have a swimming party afterwards

Here, have a slice of to cheer your self up.

Ta