h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*From several miles away, Affy watches a small mushroom cloud rise into the. Seconds later, a very impressive BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM can be heard. Affy once again checks: all of his important papers had been removed, all the detective agency villains (except the goldfish) have been relocated, the Detective Agency will be moved to an office adjacent to CLI, and GL's Snickers bar is safe. Affy sighs*

Well, this was fun. CLI has better security, too, so something like this probably won't happen again for a while. Now, off to find the goldfish!

*Everyone leaves. No one even remembers that all of YK's clones were left in the agency during the explosion*

Fewer clones? Well every cloud DOES have a silver lining!

*NYC drives to affy's viewing post in the STUMPED official van*

hey! do you happen to know the address of CLI? I hear they have this new office complex nearby. you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

[Test post]

I don't think it's a good idea to have someone specific need to do something in a certain number of posts. They might not be around at that time.

So, therefore, in the context of letting continuity be supported...


[Affy feels a tap on his shoulder. He whirls around and sees the clones]

[Y2K] Boy, that Sith trick about making someone appear where they're not really works! [vanishes with manic laughter]

One of these days, I'm gonna have a showdown with Y2K. Sith versus Enchanter/Detective/Superhero/Adventurer/Mad Scientist.

*Turns to NYC*

Well, I've not heard of an office complex being built anywhere near CLI, but you could check CLI's guide page. If it helps, it's on the very outskirts of BlueBottle's beach.

ha. you've got several sith you'll have to defeat... me, Y2K, darth noire, and soon redfish...

*activates his lightsaber*

*Steps back from the monitor on which he and Affy have been watching and listening to the villians.*

Wonder where they will go, now that the Office is gone and this new office is inaccessable.

*Hears a faint squeeking sound. Searches around and finds it coming from the insulated pizza bag. Opens the bag and lets Amy out.*

Oh, sorry, Amy. I didn't know you were in there.

*sea looks at the other villains*

[sea] well, where to now?

[evillene] just like you, sea. get us kicked out of everywhere we go.

[sea] *annoyed* don't you EVER shut up?!

Thanks GL, The smell of ancient pepperoni was threatening to overwhelm me... but I keep him at bay with my Swiss Army penknife.

*runs off to catch up with the various other halves of herself as they commit major offences against continuity in other parts of h2g2*

[evillene] don't you ever get tired of being so stupid?!

[sea] don't you ever stop being jealous?!

*evillene and sea turn and face each other*

[evillene] why don't you just wear a sign that says "i'm a ditz"?!

[sea] oh yeah? your mother!

[evillene] my mother is your mother, you airhead!

[sea] oh yeah?! well...

*sea gives up on the witty banter and tackles evillene again*

[Y3C] Boy, those two are fighting like a Sith Apprentice and an invisible woman!

[gets strange looks]

[Y3C] What?

*sea would laugh at Y3C's joke, but she's occupied at the moment*

*punch*

*smack*

[evillene] YEOWCH!

[sea] grrrrrrrr!!!!!

*punch*

*slap*

*kick*

[And more of the same]

*looks out of storm drain*
heh heh heh
I think he finally put a finger on the problem. Or maybe it was a clone.
*disappears down sewer*

*evillene raises a hand from the fight and throws a bolt of lightning down the drain after the rat*

[evillene] it takes an amateur to know one, stinky.

[sea] hey! you're fighting with ME!

[evillene] oh yeah...

*punch*

*smack*

*kick*

*slap*

*Watching the screen*

I'd stop them, but my better judgement tells me it's better to have those two fighting each other in future fights than fighting us in future fights. Maybe I should just use that "Anti-supernatural" ray I've been wanting to test. It'd be fun to see Redfish loose his magic, the clones loose the Force, evillene turn visible, and Sea be unable to hurl lightningbolts and turn into puddles of water. But I think I'll save that weapon for another day.

[No, go ahead, I want to see if Evillene is wearing anything. ]

and besides, I don't have any super-powers.