h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Y2K] [to Evillene] I don't like you very much.

[The clones promptly wake up and start beating Evillene up]

[sea] i don't think evillene was here... and besides, if she didn't say anything, you guys wouldn't be able to find her. but for continuity's sake, let's just say she forgot to return my lightsaber and you guys saw it floating along...

[evillene] well i don't like you clones either!!!

*evillene knocks the clones away again telekinetically and walks back out the door*



*yes, she's really gone this time*

[Y2K] Dang.

[Y3K] You just wanted to see her visible.

[Y4K] And see how little she was wearing.

[Y2C] I suppose that applies to you two, too.

[Y3C] Wait! It may look like we're just turning the accusations back and forth!

[Y4C] Yeah, THAT'LL help us defeat the heroes.

[sea] well, seeing as there are... five heroes (three of which are very new) and my stupid goody-goody brother... i don't think that will be difficult.

[Y3K] Yeah! We can just make Evillene become visible ...

[Y2K] Shut up.

[Y4K] ... to use her as bait for the males!

[Y2C] And then we'll have the females to ourselves! [gets a nasty look from sea] Sorry!

*Shakes his head*

When will the clones learn.

*Shakes head at evillene*

When will she learn not to walk through doors that've been blown up?

[sea] allright, someone's a bit obsessive about the whole seeing evillene thing. and i think kudos would kill you if you actually saw her. those two are something of an... *shudder* item...

[Y2K] What's Kudos got to do with it?

[sea] they're... well... i'm not sure WHAT they are... but they sure are acting like a couple...

*sea shudders again*

Look, I'll use this ray if you start talking about that. I'm not joking.

[sea] sorry... not that it's such a big deal for me. everyone can see me already. and it's not like i depend on my powers...

Almost none of you are totally dependant on your powers. However, if we get rid of the supernatural factor, you'd be at the disadvantage, especially since you're on my territory.

[Y2K] Well who needs the Force when you have sheer weight of numbers?

[Y4C] Er, there's only six of us.

[Y2K] Sh. Also, each of us have lightsabers.

Oh, sure. It's not like I don't have a few dozen of those lying around.

and besides, I'm rather sick of seeing flashy lightsaber battles, so...

*NYC collects the clones' lightsabers, and burns them. He then smiles, satisfied and happy*

[And just for that,]

[Y2K] Y2C, how are you with Lord Byancbaldich's Krath'Dah tricks?

[Y2C] Well, without using the Force, I can do this.

[He leaps into the air, and kicks NYC in the head, knocking him unconscious. Still in midair, he swings his hand near where Evillene is. He misses her, but that's okay, because the turbulence of his hand makes up for it. He then proceeds, still in midair, to do a somersault and land on his feet. This all takes three seconds]

[Y2K] [Vader mask down, deep voice] Impressive.

*NYC, tired of being knocked unconscious, gets up and makes sure to teach the Y##'s a lesson*

I'll teach you all a lesson!

*NYC takes out his portable howitzer, and blasts Y2K across the forum. Y2C runs up and attacks him, but is fended off by a well-placed jab to his gut, and falls to NYC's left*

any more?

*all the other clones attack en masse, and are fought off in a flurry of hits reminicient of DC comics. NYC, satisfied with the piles of clones all around him, does a trick re-holstering his howitzer, misses, and inadvertently knocks himself out*

*evillene falls over, laughing about the entire display*

[what else can i say?! ]

[The clones each throw lightning at NYC]

[Lord Ancba is suddenly there]

ENOUGH!

[The clones and NYC start guiltily]

This bickering is pointless. AFFY is our enemy, not each other!