h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*evillene gets suddenly nervous*

[evillene] use it and die, superzero....

[sea] *giggles* trust me, she's wearing something... not enough to walk down the street and not get arrested, but it IS something... and affy, i would still have this...

*sea pulls out a two foot long bowie knife and swings it around expertly*

[sea] so you wouldn't get very far...

*Wonders how the villains can here GL and Affy conversing while they are at the crater-that-was-the-detective-agency, and they're in a hidden observation base very far from there*

Maybe I should use the ray and then shoot them with kill-o-zap rays from here. Wouldn't have to worry about the bowie knife, then.

[sea] you'd be surprised at how far i can throw this thing, affy... and by the way, you left the intercom on...

*evillene decides that she should leave before affy decides to actually use that thing*

[Y2K uses the Force to prevent Evillene from actually getting anywhere]

*Looks at the intercom*

Oh. Okay, let's put this to vote: how many of you actually want me to use this anti-supernatural ray? And Sea? It doesn't matter how far you can throw the knife, you'd have to throw it in the right direction, and be able to slice all the way through the materials used to make the place I'm at right now.

[evillene] darnit! let me leave!

*evillene throws a ball of energy at Y2K, knocking him off his feet. evillene teleports out of the forum*

[sea] i guess that is one vote for not using it... i'd have to agree... and fine, affy, you can hide behind your knife-proof building materials. too bad you're scared....

*sea shakes her head in dismay and teleports out of the forum as well, to preserve her powers*

*Pats Affy on the back.*

Well, that's that, then.

*Turns away and walks towards the kitchen. Calls over his shoulder.*

Care for a hero sandwich?

ha. ha.

[Y2K] [to clones -- er, other clones] Find Evillene! Bring her here before Affy turns on the anti-supernatural field!

[Y3K raises his hand]

[Y2K] And for the Force's sake don't touch her THERE!

[Y3K lowers his hand. All the clones except Y2K exeunt]

*Turns off the intercom*

No thanks, GL. And no, the pun didn't completely go over my head, I'm just in more of a mood for a reuben, for some reason.

*Considers pushing the button. Decides against it. Checks the viewer on his watch to see how the installation of a new agency is going*

[Y2K] So, anyone for a game of Sabacc?

*Points and fires the ray at Y2K, just for the fun of it*

Okay, that was a low energy blast. He should be able to get his powers back in about five legitamite posts.

*sea posts one out of respect for her sith master*

*evillene tries to stop her, but fails*

[The other clones start beating Evillene up and use the Force to prevent her from escaping]

*Affy is currently using one of his several satelites zooming around h2g2 to watch the current scene. He pushes the 'Record' button*

I'll just send this to Minos. I'm sure that he already knows about these fighting bouts, but you'd think his flunkies would know how to start cooperating for at least enough moves to let Y2K get his powers back.

yes, but that's assuming we all WANT to have Y2K get his power back...

[evillene] haha! that's right! he can't use the force!

*evillene laughs maniacally and knocks all... however many clones back telekinetically, then leaves again to protect her powers*

*And, in posting that post, the five posts are over and Y2K has his powers back*

This is interesting. Minos'll love this. Disorder among his ranks.

*sea shrugs*

[sea] we're all fighting everywhere. he just asked us not to kill each other as someday we may prove useful.

I think he dislikes the fighting in general, but decides he doesn't want to discipline his members. Maybe. Or maybe he just doesn't mind seeing the occasional scuffle.