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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Started conversation Oct 25, 2000
I do need your help in tracking down my missing muse and friend, RedFish... I don't know where he's run off to, and it seems to have been a couple of weeks!!!
PLEASE HELP!!! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 2, 2000
OH!!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 17, 2000
WAHT!?? But!!! It's Christmas!!!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 22, 2000
Which is why I'm cutting out a lot of the more expensive expenses. For instance, I had to bend the fabric of time and space to have him arrive in the past before I even read the forum. Not to mention the fact that I had to do it in Hawaii. So, I'm only charging you about three donuts/doughnuts. Besides, donuts/doughnuts are so plentiful in h2g2 that they don't even cost money these days. They haven't since h2g2 was founded.
But you should see what I've been charging other people for cases I've solved.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 23, 2000
Ok!!! Sounds fair!!! I won't complain... do you want the donuts to be filled or not!?? 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 24, 2000
RIGHTO!!!
I am greatly pleased you can spell raspberry. The person who labeled our raspberry jelly holder failed to do so... 
Stupid Americans!!!
Here you are!!!! Four raspberry filled donuts(an extra one for being so nice!!!)!!!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 25, 2000
Thank you very much. And yes, we Americans are extremely stupid, not to mention stuck up. Here we are, driving on the wrong side of the road, too comfortable in our own tiny existence to get the right amount of excercise, or to even pick up a classic book ocasionally, causing us to have some of the dumbest people on the planet. Yes, we Americans, on the whole, are dumb, although I've actually met a few who provide promise.
BTW, Merry Christmas. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 25, 2000
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Very true!!! I got Lenny Kravitz's Greatest Hits(listening to it now)---WOW!!!
Most Americans cover songs by other people... bleh...
Dammit all to heck!!! 
I did get two of the books I asked for-- Bartlett's(So now I, too can quote authors like YOU!!! ) and the BEATLES ANTHOLOGY BOOK!!! YAY!!!!
GREAT Christmas!!!
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- 1: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 25, 2000)
- 2: RedFish ><> (Nov 2, 2000)
- 3: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 2, 2000)
- 4: Afgncaap5 (Dec 16, 2000)
- 5: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 17, 2000)
- 6: Afgncaap5 (Dec 22, 2000)
- 7: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 23, 2000)
- 8: Afgncaap5 (Dec 24, 2000)
- 9: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 24, 2000)
- 10: Afgncaap5 (Dec 25, 2000)
- 11: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 25, 2000)
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