h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sniff sniff*

do I smell... why yes it is!

it's a continuity breach, you clones! How can you be throwing lightning at me if we all have fallen? And the rift in the space-time continuum enlargens...

*Affy watches the new supervillain from his moniter. He turns off the PA System so that he won't be that easy to overhear*

Gary, do you wonder what the odds of them actually working together are? I'm printing it out, and...not as difficult as I would've thought, but it's still a pretty big number.

*evillene overhears affy's comment- she's psychic- and knocks affy's coffee into his lap*

*A small, red and white model zeppelin flies through the air towards Affy, carrying a small note, which reads as follows*

Afgncaap5,

There's trouble in Atross City! IE needs your help... Evil Genii are threatening a take over... they're threatening the small, lesser known country of Mesabutan, dammit! Bring friends and colleagues... bring the Agency! We need all the help we can get!

A. Wellwisher

Atross City (this way)-> http://www.h2g2.com/A433162

*The small red and white model zeppelin buzzes away*

*sea raises an eyebrow*

*evillene looks at her*

*the twins exchange a look*

*they grab the invitation and follow*

*Affy stares*

Okay, GL, we've been called to a mission.

*Affy pulls out his trenchcoat, and his OmeGauntlet, and teleports away*

[Y2K] The clones recover fast, don't they?

*Thanks to the miracle of being in two places at once on h2g2, Affy walks back in. He turns the PA system back on*

So, any of you villains up for a game?

*Affy pushes a few buttons on his watch, and a large section of ground opens up. Slowly, and to the accompanimant of dramatic music,a giant Twister board rises out of the ground*

Ready for some fun?

*Affy pushes another button, and the (razor sharp) Twister spinner begins to rotate, and is coming right towards the clones*

*sea teleports back into the forum and looks at the twister spinner*

*sea points at it and turns it into jello*

*Affy turns it back to normal with his gel solidifier ray*

Okay, you guys asked for it.

*Affy turns on the anti-supernatural ray, and reactiviates the spinner. It is rotating towards Sea and the clones*

[Y2C employs his Krath'Dah moves again, and sends the spinner toward where he thinks Evillene is]

*...who should now be visible...*

wow.

*I though evillene left about ten posts ago, didn't she*

You won't get out of this that easily, YK. RIGHT FOOT BLUE!!!

*All of the villains feet fly to the nearest unocupied blue square, where they are held in place by some magnetic force*

This'll be fun...

*sea looks at her foot, stuck to the twister mat*

*sea looks at NYC and the clones, also stuck to the mat*

*sea looks at the spinner*

*sea looks at affy*

*sea frowns, deep in thought*

*NYC tries desperately to dislodge his foot from his boot*

*NYC looks at Sea*

*NYC sticks his tongue out*

*sea swings at NYC, but misses and falls over*

[sea] *sudden realization* gosh, darnit. i lost. guess i'll just have to leave now....

*sea's foot is released and she walks toward the door*

what?! just HOW did you do that?!!

*NYC tries to get his foot loose, and falls over*

*NYC, struck with inspiration, pulls out the "rules to twister" from his pocket*

ahHA! if you fall down...

I'll be seeing ya!

*NYC makes his leave*

[I'm not YK you Good Person!!]

[The clones fall over and exit]

*Sighs*

Ah, that made all of the villains leave. But I'll have to remember this, and abridge the rules to *my* version of Twister.

*Pushes some buttosn on his watch, and the game dissapears into the ground. He also wonders how sea can see him if he's miles away in a secret location*

Anyway, now that they've left, I can finish the relocation of the agency.