h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A nice new Aroma Cafe forum - I'd like a please?

Loony slips in, gets a cup of coffee. Mmmm bit chilly here, adds a dram of whisky to coffee. Ahhh that's better

please?
with whipped cream and cinammon on top?
pretty please?

When it's served, I'll wash it up! Yippee! Washing up!

Will you let me drink it first, though?

~Greebo appears at the door dragging a huge blue plastic bowl filled with dirty plates and things~

Hmm... can anyone deal with these for me???

ill bet bluebottle will wash those for you...
so has mr john lennon made it to this new -venue- yet?

I have not seen the esteemed Mr. Lennon here yet. ::mixes all drink orders::

Here you all go!

Shouts:Bluebottle! Dish duty!!

~Irving

*Bluebottle enters, sees the dirty dishes, smiles, and washes them all up.*
Yippee! Wizard!
*Obviously Bluebottle has seen "The Phantom Menace" too often...*

Ah! Somewhere else to sit, drink coffee and just be generally regular. This sofa looks perfect.....

*walks in leading Ferrari*
May I have a cup of hot black pekoe tea, 2 aspirin,
and a bucket of water for my horse, please?

I'm sorry, I didn't know your horse had a headache.

thank you Irving
*accepts order gratefully*
would you like some vanilla cake slices; vanilla sponge cake, filled with starwberry jam and whipped cream, topped with light white icing, in handy oblong slice portions
for your customers, staff and self
*hands over box containing enough to go round*

Hmm... food.

Ah goody! Goodies!

Oh, and let's see, tea, asprin, and a bucket o' h2o

~Irving

Hmm.. good old wet stuff.

ps, the strawberry jam , my mother made. so most of this is homemade

Home made? Cool Can I have a "Usual" please? So, this is where the washing up takes place . . .

No, bluebottle, the aspirin is for me.
But Ferrari would love some of that strawberry
jam cake.
*horse nods*