h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You forgot to give me a doughnut... now thats impossible... me would have thought... ~grin~

If I didn't give you a doughnut, then who ate the one I slipped you under the table?

BLUEBOTTLE!!!!!

~Irving

That wasn't for me then?

Could you please freshen up my tea please?

Yes, Afgncaap5, I am following you around. I guess it's hard to follow a detective without being detected. Although, since we tend to be on H2G2 at different times of the day, perhaps you are following me! Let's test this theory. If you post *after* this post, then you have followed me.

Um, Irving, didn't you say there were 3 oaks outside? I see 5 now.

Thanks, Irv
*drinks of coffee, then tries (and completely fails) to nonchalantly drag several tons of gold outside*

Wow, those are neat "for here" mugs! Thsoe are new, aren't they? I think I would've noticed them back when the forum was just called "The Counter." Yeah, back when I was ransacking the place, and . . . never mind. Can I have a "for here" Usual?

*Wonders what price Nidhogger, the mightiest dragon of Norse mythology, would think of this never ending cup*

BTW Garius, you are mistaken, as I am sure that you are following me! Watch, you're going to post after me, see?

i leave the cafe for a couple of days and now people are stalking each other and other people are stealing gold mugs...
whoah!
give me a cup of coffee

Well, it's actually better than the little fiasco that occured here around Christmas and New Year's. I mean, people were setting up chemistry sets! They were pilfering and plundering!

I think I need another scone. And a blueberry italian cream soda. Can I have some,please?

Afgncaap5, don't look now, but you seem to be following yourself.

::steps behind the IIEM (Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine) and grants some more wishes::

~Irving

Good. I think. Maybe with two of me, it'll be easier to loose Gary. Or will it be easier?

*Thinks back to the time machine incident at the donut stall, and decides that it may be wise to wait a while before going through that again.*

*staggers in coughing (pneumonia IRL)*

Tea ... Irv, aren't you going to put some signposts in
that FOREST of oak trees outside?

*cough cough cough cough* I'm post-infectious
*COUGH cough cough*

Okay, here's the sign for Blue Bottle's Fearsome Forest

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=38621&forum=26140

May I have a tea, please. I visited the forest and found it quite to my wolfish alter-ego's liking.

I see my point was proved. Afgncaap5 posted after me, so he is following me (as well as himself). Maybe, we should just combine forces and follow someone else together.

Well, that forest may appeal to a wolf, but how about an adventurer?

*NOTE-REFFERING TO THE LAST TWO LETTERS IN AFGNCAAP5'S NAME*

I'll check it out. BUt Gary? I still think that you're following me. So there.

*Sips Usual before walking to the forest*

Ok, ok, right now I really am following you.

*sips tea and follows A to forest*

But I just came back to the forest. So where'd he go? Irv, are you planning on doing anything about the forest?

Hello, A. Have I finally caught up with you? I think Irv stepped out for a while, so it's self-serve for now. I wonder where he keeps those special cups ....

Well, it's really all bluebottle's fault. He threw these genetically enhanced acorns out the café window while playing an ecoterrorist in a Bond adventure (I don't really know, but it seems fun) and now we've got this forest that grows majical coffee beans. So the flavor of the month is Roasted Majic and I'm keeping the forest because the beans are really good. Oh, and I'm moving this forum:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=38933&forum=26140

-=GEts himself a refill after waking from his nap... and looks outside to find a bunch of trees=-

Wow.. Majickal trees. You think the Majic coffe would let you fly if you had a happy thought? OR maybe the coffe grounds dried out into dust??? hm....

-=grabs a filter full of coffe grounds and starts testing them for thier beneficial properties with parts of his junior chemistry set.=-

Wo, Hi, nice coffee