h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now you know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall!

On a train - in a public carriage occupied by at least 6 other people. Many places outside - my wife is VERY adventurous. Once tried in a mini van but the seat fell down on my head halfway through.

Lots of others, but I've got to work at the moment.

I think you'll find that the shyness you mention is an gender/age thing.

Most young males would be delighted to boast of their conquests standing up in a hammock or in the back of a taxi in rush-hour Tokyo!

Even if their exploits were imaginary!

Is the Albert Hall concert-goer named Isobel? Jake Thackeray did a lovely song which started "Isobel makes love upon national monuments with style and enthusiasm and anyone at all. Isobel's done Stonehenge and the Houses of Parliament, but so far little Isobel's never played the Albert Hall" Sorry I can't find the link

Bubble Job? Explain what that is if possible.

"Boaring"????

A freudian slip?

Hi Wand'rin Star

Sounds like a fun song, but unfortunately (or fortunately?) I am not Isobel, as I've not done it on Stonehenge or in the Houses of Parliament, nor would I do it with "anyone at all".

And I must dispel the incorrect impression of myself as a cultured concert goer. On the naughty night in question, I was at the Albert Hall attending a Ball - and quite naturally in between dances we would retire to our private box

Would you care to share any details?



Bassman

I don't know what you call them, but there are these stone walkways that run from the seawall in Galveston way out into the water, like 50 yards, 100 yards or so. It was late at night and no one else was walking along the beach. Seems like it was foggy enough to hide us somewhat, but I also seem to recall that it was windy, which isn't usually conducive to formations of fog.

Anyhow, we didn't actually make the "beast with two backs," but to put it very euphemistically, Mrs. Subcomandante did a favor for me. Say no more. Yes, she does "go."

Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink - Say no more!!



Bassman

"I don't know what you call them.... these stone walkways that run from the seawall... way out into the water, like 50 yards, 100 yards or so..."

They'd be groynes they would

*sniggers*

That sounds very "Ooooh Errrr Misses"

I take it you had a smashing holiday?



Bassman