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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
Disturbing like a technicolour Geiger painting... Animated...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
DJ_Bear Posted Aug 24, 2007
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
its all going wrong!! 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 24, 2007
morning all, Brian and I is doing fine 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
DJ_Bear Posted Aug 24, 2007
LOL
Glad to hear that Rev 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
Cant get over the image of the Rev arranging a small stripey scarf...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Aug 24, 2007
His 'little head' popping out?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
Did you HAVE to make it worse? Thank you. Thank you so VERY much.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
My general understanding when fighting anything undead/supernatural/other than normal (it works pretty well for normals too mind...) is that if you can break and seperate the spinal cord, you're pretty likely to at the very least be able to get away... Decapitation/complete destruction of the head seems to work in most cases, unless the head grows back, in which case you want yards and yards of duck tape and a wood chipper... And an incinerator. And a helicopter (to distribute the ashes to various parts...) 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Aug 24, 2007
"Wood chipper?" A happy set of trees?
Chopper, wood chopper, great huge, enormous, humongious, dirty great CHOPPER! Go on woman say it, you know you want too. 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
Minus the great, yeah ok then
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 24, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Aug 24, 2007
Checking...
>>> Disturbing like a technicolour Geiger painting... Animated... <<<
Johann Nepomuk Geiger?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
H. R. Geiger. Cant rememebr what the initials stand for. The guy who designed Alien. And did the Blondie cover with Debbie Harry and the acupuncture needles...
His art is atmospheric, disturbing, often extremely sexual and quite ugly at times. I love it!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Aug 24, 2007
Hans Rudi Giger
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 24, 2007
Probably
He's a strange chap, proper artist, like I have a couple of books of his work...
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a visitor to planet earth Posted Sep 1, 2007
The abuse my penis has had its a wonder it hasnt fell off.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 1, 2007
shouting at it dos'ent count you know
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Sep 1, 2007
I assume self-abuse doesn't count either 
Emmily 
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nortirascal Posted Sep 2, 2007
Only if it's not spanking, the Monkey.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Sep 2, 2007
Abuse? I've herard of "a good drilling"
http://www.fleshlightuk.com/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=175
But that looks nasty. 
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