h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

let me see
(flicks thru manual and scratches chin)

hmmmm

doggy is good
also woman on top, upright, either leaning back with knees by chest of victim, erm i mean partner, or facing away..

hmm oooo no.. not that one.. jeez you'd get cramp..

man on top, woman lies back with feet neatly crossed behind mans neck,this position would still enable them to kiss on the mouth !! so you see this might require some flexibility an all!!

then there's the early morning lazy one. man on side. woman on back with one leg over man's hips, kind of side/rear entry thing goin on..lol.
or man on chair, women sits facing him, across his lap

let me know if you try any of these. i am only reading this from a book. being a virgin an all..

Ach, that's virgin on the ridiculous...






MARROWS!!!!!!

In this weather ? Frozen to the marrow !

Brass monkeys & their poor little frozen nuts.

zdt

Goodeveing peni people and dilo brunch alike I can't comment on position... I'd get modded need I mention chains? ropes? No...no... no... I shoulny't haven said that

all i'll say is this, "JUST GET ON WITH IT" and have fun whilst doing it!


This was a public information message......

Hmmmmmmmmm fantasies and positions ......maybe the two could be incorporated into one fantasmic fantasy?

I don't have anything unusual in the fantasy department either.....just meets complete stranger in quiet secluded place usually a wooded glade by a babbling brook and the rest is the stuff of fantasies

Postions..... always difficult to describe but lady on her side and man on his side at right angles to lady but both facing each other, if that makes sense. Lady's bottom leg along mans chest and other leg over his bum/hips......lovely penetration for lady and for man too so I'm reliably informed

Main thing is to try and try again until you find what suits you both and have fun experimenting

marrow? where?

ok stay right there on the subject of toys

a guy who was chatting me up once (unsucessfully i might add) told that his favorite 'position' was doggy, but he was the dog and his girlfriend was behind him using a strap-on....



discuss..........is this common?




what!!! .. it's after the watershed isnt it?? no?? well this is the PENIS thread. strap ons come (scuse pun) under that heading..

I don't have any experiance of 'strap ons' well, at least not entirely errr, well, and err, like, err, yeh,, innit, and well, err, you know

hiyiz
thought youse might be interested in this. saw it advertised last night..
tonight channel 4 (in case i aint pasted it correctly)
Penis envy, first of 3 documentaries of a penile nature this week apparantly.....


http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/penis_envy/

That almost brings his thread back to where it started.

Good telly night tonight - C4 at 20:00, BBC1 at 21:00, BBC2 at 22:00, BBC1 at 22:35 then C4 again at 23:00. This leaves 3 hours free for musical shenanigans and HooToo!



Baguette!

Baguette? finger.

Finger roll? Baps?

are you gonna tell us what's on telly from 20.00 to 23.00 or do we have to troll the web to find this out!!! jeeeez...... hootooers these days, u just cant get the quailty no more

Baps? wat were we talking aboot....

3 hours free?........which 3 hours is that?

Can anyone join in the shenanigans

OK, in order of appearance:

Gay Priests,
Life On Mars,
The Thick Of It,
Graham Norton's justification for his very expensive contract (which can be amusing)
The Perfect Penis.

The Mighty Boosh is on BBC2 at 23:20 but I've already seen it.

We were talking about vegetables caught between baps.

Yep, anybody can join in.

so... where were we.... ahh finger

Fudge