h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey, booktrunk - that's heavy s**t.

Be careful what you post here though. It just starts with the occasional browse through conversations, then you post a few times, and all the time you think you can handle it. But after a while you find you are online every day, and you talk to h2g2 people more often than you talk to your friends and family. And then, after a year or two, you find out that they *are* your friends and family.

Less flippantly - I had quite a social weekend, main squeeze came to stay with his flatmate, and I went off to see another friend. All four of us hootizens. Real friends with real lives, but given the patience they could find out more of my past history than I might necessarily want them to know!

Ben

Size... Does it make a difference, not much once it's over a certain size it'll do

I've once met a man with a very small one!! but hey who cares. To be honest it was great, because he actually learnt to do lots of other intersting things to keep you occupied So no size isn't everything it really is quality. The quality of the person not the quality of a small lump of meat hanging down.

So, in summary my experience with a very small willy meant it turned to feel closer to a lesbian encounter than an encounter with a man. Lots of fun
why does Lovemaking have to even revolve around the penis? Frankly willies are boring, hands, n fruit, n chocolate mousse are a lot more fun

Booktrunk is right.

It's not the inches, it's the moments that matter.

ever tried eating a fresh fruit/fresh cream choux bun from asda, with your partner ???

talk about erotic

My ex and I used to share a bowl of Strawberry Delight.

Ben

The queue starts behind me ! (just nipping to Asda)

Little boy to English teacher:

Excuse me miss, what does indifferent mean?

Well, Johnny, can you tell me where you heard this word.

Yes Miss. I was standing outside my Mum and Da's bedroom door last night when I hjeard Mummy moaning and say, "Ooh! That fees nice. Have you put in in different?"

never tried strawberry delight

Not sure that is adding anything to an otherwise adult thread ?

So, ok yes . . .to get back to the more practical . . . I would love to appeal to men everywhere to take good care of their fingernails and cuticles if they intend to even get into any heavy petting with a woman. Its really important! Honest!

on behalf of women everywhere


Kosh

not only mens hands.....

their nether regions too

Clendliness IS next to Godliness. Unfortunatly, most men think they're gods to begin with.

most men???

Marines treat hygeine as a religeon.

pity theres not more of those marines about then...<

The cleanliness perspective is one aspect sure, and really important! But I never understand how men dont get why ragedy nails and cuticles would be a problem.
A friend of mine is very clean, but just doesn't take care of his nails and always has rough edges on his cuticles - and I'm just dying to tell him that his wife cannot apreciate him getting intimate with those fingers! But one doesn't does one? I dont anyway . . . . I cant find any way to put it delicately . . . .

Sensitive places are . . . well . . sensitive! And chaps should be aware of that before they go fumbling about with razor-edged nails!

So now I'm curious - ladies? What other do's and dont's can we think of?
(some women out there could someday be very gratefull for the results of our input here )



Kosh

Don't knead my breasts - they aren't dough.

Don't test my gag reflex with your tongue.

*Ask* before you do that- don't try it and take a moan as a yes and a slap as a no.

Or a slap as a 'yes' and a moan as 'no'!