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Have I ever told you I used to work for a urologist? He was Syrian and had lots of the local Turkish families in to do circumcisions on the small boys. It wasn't unknown for the fathers to faint - as they were the ones who traditionally accompanied the boys.

I used to have to write up the reports on the patients. You wouldn't believe how many parts a penis and its entourage consist of. But I don't remember any adult circumcisions being done. Wasn't there that long, though.

When my kids were under the knife, I sang nursery rhymes and silly songs with them to distract them. The op was done under a local anaesthetic and was uneventful for all three, but the pain when it wore off was fairly horrendous for them. These days, I don't even think about the fact that they are all circumcised, not until the subject came up again in this thread.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1352740.html

The safety instructions say do not attempt to use this device while under the influence of alcohol...so none are going to be sold.

lads....
this is the best and most informative fun i have had in ages...i just took the morning off work (tho the boss dont know it) to read the thread in it's entirety....it's HUGE.. i like em big

reddyfreddy baby... can you come back to the lab for a minute? i have something i want to show you in the cupboard...

and i wanted to say this in relation to the swollowing subject and all things of that nature (chocolate or strawberry sauce (plus i have to admit a few wee drinkies)used in the making of the 'milkshake' can make things much more palatable!!!) me mammy taught me to be a lady and never ever to spit... so.. that kind of decided that one for me...because if i do i see her dissaproving face and it kindasorta puts me off me stride...
i like the way this thread is taken so light heartedley...it's not often both sexes get to discuss such sensitive topics so honestly and openly and the bit of wit and diversion along the way is also quite informative....

keep it up .... as long as you can... and try not to bark at the end..

Good Afternoon all
I have been lurking in these places for months cos i was not allowed to be a member, blocked by work...somehow i have managed to get in now...
so be patient, i'm new to the posting bit!

I wanted to ask if anyone's man had a piercing down there.. my boyfriend has a prince albert and it helps with the orgasm/g spot bit tremendously i have to say...
but he does get very sore if we have a 'marathon' evening

We end up using loads of lubricant and tho it doesn't kill the passion it does hurt him for a day or 2 afterwards..it's not the ring so much as his foreskin having to be back all the time perhaps???.. does he need to have a circumcision????.what could be the problem here? anyone got anything to suggest?

many thanks for your advice.
grooobe

Hey grooobe, if it doesn't hurt after a marathon session with the PA not in, problem solved.

Hi Groobe, if it hurts after a marathon session why not ry a mars bar instead

Actually I showed this post to a friend of mine who is a piercer by profession and she asked how long he has had it?

Dai

Hi again...many thanks for your replies.
Dai, he's had it a couple of years but not been in a relationship since he got it...till me, regular sex that is..
a quick shag causes no problem normally you see

As far as i gather they dont just come out and back in like an earring..i recall him saying something about a pliars if he wanted to take it out and he hasn't taken it out since he got it

i would say if it's suggested that a circumcision would solve the problem that he'll faint! i know. he's gone through the piercing, and that would be plain sailing after that, but men are not actually that good at going for voluntary surgery ....no offence to the men on here, women are not much better, but i'm right aren't i?

Hi Grooobe

Well I have been reliable informed that removal and reinsertion is not an option (Im talking about the PA folks!) but she did say that circumcision would be a solution and also mean that a bigger ring could be used which would be more beneficial for you.

I'll catch up with her later for more details if you want and relay them on here.

On the subject of voluntary surgery and blokes, suffice to say I'm typing this cross legged with my teeth clenched just thinking about it. I don't know if its just a bloke thing though.

Dai

Intrigued by the above.... more, more about piercings and where and why you'd get them please...

i think i have led a sheltered life..

also. on the subject of size and shape..
IMO none of that matters in the big scheme of things
if it matters that much, then there's more wrong than a private part that's too small/big/long/thick/tight/loose or whatever....
sex surely is a lot more than, as B says, inserting tab a in to tab b.
my belief is that people underestimate the value of being able to tell your partner ANYTHING about your wants and desires without embarassment or fear of humiliation..
that in itself promotes a closeness that is actually quite rare dont you think???

I suppose I really ought to record for your general elucidation that RF's new improved ..erm...implement is very successful at G-spot location

(No, I have no shame either....)

I have to agree that that closeness you mention is something very special and when (if?) you experience it takes things to a totally new level.

Feeling that "comfortable", "close" to someone is just out of this world.

On the subject of piercings I have to admit while I have none myself, a good friend (previously mentioned) has loads and not only is a piercer by profession but also a tattooist. When we are out I've noticed if we get into conversation with new people it's only a matter of time before the subject of where she is pierced and why comes up.

Dai

hello???
now i do feel like a complete outsider
do youse all know one another?

ref: b's comment...<>

Ms star, do you and RF know each other, or was it just a note to people in general with his 'improvement' that you were referring...

apologies if i'm being too nosey now but i'm bored and my boss has irritated me to the point where i am going to stay in hootoo all day and find myself...

last i heard they were living togethern yes a fair few of us know each other either from the meets or just being here a long time..its a good community like that

oh i see
nice one

suppose youse wouldn't come to dublin for yer next night out???
i'll be on me best behaviour promise

the main meet ups(that people come from all over the planet for)are always london..but theres smaller ones in different places all the time if you keep an eye out..

Yes RF and I "know" each other in real life

We met at a hootoo meet, actually. And I took him to visit Dublin last year ( since I'm from the black North )

Ummm...don't want to be accused of topic drift so....

I prefer circumcised. For hygiene reasons, really.

One of my friends would only ever go with circumcised men... she said it was cleaner, nicer and generally neater. She's now married to a circumcised chap, and when they had a son they had him circumcised as well.

Personally, I've never been with a circumcised guy, and I'm happy with the standard specimen my bloke has . He's good at keeping clean so it's never been a hygiene issue for us.

I dont know so much if the size, shape or angle is the key to the most pleasurable experince. For me - while penetration is a great part of the process, its not what does it for me. Its more the "technique" and also the mental state at the time - (the mind is the most effective errogenous zone - idea).

Generally I'd say that any man, with any functioning penis could make up for any shape or size deficiencies with a great technique and a great seduction.

A little parralel to the core subject perhaps is "mileage". Just this weekend I was approached by a beautiful chap with a killer seduction routine and hands that should have to carry a warning label as the: Original - Grade A - Weapons of Mass Seduction! He's the friend of a friend and has the sexiest attitude . . unfortunately I also know that he uses his skill - with close to a different woman ever night - and besides being a health-hazard of monumental proportions (remember too that this is Africa so the stats here are shocking) ; and the fact that dont do the "casual sex thing" - I just couldn't get my head arround doing something (or in this case someone) that had been done by more than 50 people before me.
Strange though how the women keep flocking - if he was a woman he'd be called icky names and be a pariah. Pity tho . . . .


Kosh