h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ill bet they all do
why feel the need to keep it secret though?id certainly not be bothered or threatened in any way by my boyfriend having a porn stash..especially if i could look toothough i know some women are upset by it..

It's not so much the women. But PC World kicks up a hell of a fuss.

B

TC - no worries about your post - I thought exactly the same thing as you for a moment. I don't even mind the chat, it is the fact that the two folks concerned are so frigging *unimaginative* in their chat that irritates the out of me.

Doesn't everyone have a secret porn stash, in their heads if not on their shelves? I always assumed that everyone did.

Ben

Apologies for the ecent posts & getting up a few peoples noses!
To turn the recent question around.....have any women got a stash (secret or otherwise) of porn????

last post was supposed to say recent NOT ecent!

Apology accepted. No I don't have any secret porno hidden away. If you have to hide it away, it's not worth bothering about.

(I've been thinking of other things to put in front of -ecent: De, and Inde, of course.... )

I've got a stash of erotica on my shelves as well as in my head.

Ben

I've got a root/home/porn subdirectory for my erotica. Mainly written incredably badly by myself. And only I know my root password so it's password protected.

*wonders if I have just shared too much information*

*only if you give us your password*

(unlurks)

Tillians child, sorry to disapoint, no I'm not

A relative perhaps?

*Tries desperately to bend thread back on track*

*realises she hasn't answered the question yet*

Big ones are uncomfortable (when having $ex). They make you wonder how those fellas manage them. Have also known the "Is it in?" effect. So really, I agree with what's been said already.

(what smiley is suitable for this subject?)

A girl in my class at school had the theory that long and thin chap equals long and thin equipment, short and fat men have short and fat ones, and so on. There is also a theory about noses giving the shape and size away.

"An der Nase des Mannes
Erkennt man seinen Johannes"

Now how do you turn that into English???

"The noses of guys
Will relate to their size"?

Y.

I was always told it was by the size of the feet,not their nose

if you compare my nose to my penis...my nose is way to big for it...

i used to have a lover who had the same sized shoes as my present partner.
so, you would expect them to have the sames sized willies..... wrong.

one was maggot sized and absolutely useless in bed and one was ginormous and knew what to do to please me in every way possible
i really miss that lover

on saying that, its not the size thing..
its the experience of knowing what to do and how to please.

Which only goes to show that it's true what they say about men with big feet....






















... they wear big shoes.

Ben

Ok...another question peeps, well its to the ladies really. What size IS the right size, we say "maggot size" but one womans maggot is anothers anaconda. But seriously is there like an average size that would kinda suit. I bit one-size-fits-all??????
(& i'm talking about the size when erect)

i dont think there can be a one size fits all,we're all too different.personally ive encountered various sizes from about 4ins to nearly 10ins(which was more painful than anything!)and find 8 about just right

It's been a while since I measured, come to think of it.

B

Confession - I've only read 50% of the backlog and even then I scanned through the diverging road-trips. Its an interesting topic though - I often wonder what men think about women-things. So if this is covered in the b-log I humbly appologise.

Its definately true that girth is important - but a man with a small narrow member could make up for it with technique. The problem ones are the too-large chaps - especially for women who have smaller (narrower) "insides" .

The most important thing hfor me has always been circumcision. I simply will not be with a man who is not - maybe its an inherited predjudice but to me the "au natural" version looks funny and seems unhygenic. I've had discussions with guy-friends about this who are outraged at the concept but its just a line that I've never crossed - I know a lot of my female friends feel the same. Strangely, it seems that for some the opperation is becoming unesscessary as somehow genetically they seem to be dissapearing (a doctor friend of mine told me she's seen quite a few cases where the foreskin was missing at birth). Evolution?

They're certainly not the most attractive part of a man - I dont know many woman that would rate the penis over say - good buns, great shoulders or good thighs. Men just have other great attributes, one tends to try not to think about the penis but on the other hand one wouldn't want a man NOT to have one!

I'm curious if the size and/or shape of a man's penis changes over the course of his adult life? Women's breasts are affected by gravity, childbearing etc - as are other parts of the anatomy - does a man get smaller when he gets older?


Kosh