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You don't know much about blokes do you?

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Well after 7yrs with my bloke he's never fallen asleep straight after abit of slap & He usually turns the telly on & watches Match Of The Day!!!

Oh for f's sake - go to that room, you two!

Andromeda started an interesteing and important discussion which has produced some personal and fairly direct questions, and you two keep on reducing it to chat - I wouldn't mind so much but it is BORING, unimaginative and unintersting chat. No wonder Andromeda's been put off posting here.

Regarding Xanatic's question - my ex was a Scot and slow dancing with a bloke in a kilt is an experience - his sporran suggests he is more interested than in fact he might be.

To answer it your question, Xan, it would depend on the bloke. I tend not to slow-dance with people I'm not interested in, but then I'm not in my 20s.

>> What is a pervert?

Now there IS a question... My answer to that hinges on consensuality, I think. If it's consensual it isn't really perverted. If it is not consenusal, then it is not only perverted it is also illegal.

Though I do find folks that put their partners in plastic bags and suck the air out slightly odd. (I am assured that there are breathing tubes, by the way)

Ben

No, not put off, just lurking!

To be honest I lost my password and had to search through my e mails to find it again.

I'm 19 and I wouldn't slow dance with someone unless I wanted to snog them, so I guess it's the same for people in their twenties.

Did anyone else see the programme, I think it was on BBC3. It was about how a small penis affected his life.

Is a pervert a bad thing? I would think that a pervert was someone who was into 'different sex' which might not be a bad thing. A pervert who was into unconsentual sex, or sex with things/people/animals who couldn't consent. That would be a bad thing.

Good to see you back, Andromeda. I wondered if you'd been startled by what you'd started. H2G2 has much less strict rules on topic drift than other sites, you get used to it after a while.

No. I didn't see the programme. But I am tempted to say that a lot of his problems would have been with his partners, not himself. Or to the extent that it was his problem, it was because he hadn't learned to let his fingers do the walking and his tongue speak louder than words.

Technique may not be all, but it damn nearly is. Ther is an old joke about prefering men with small dicks because they try harder. It cuts both ways - there is a case to be made for disliking blokes with big dicks because they don't see any need to try at all.

What did the programme say?

Ben

Well I thought that 'perversion' was anything that didn't ivolve a male Tab A and a female Slot B. That certainly seems to be the Old Testament interpretation. Chambers says it comes from the latin for 'to turn wrongly'...

... which means that taking the wrong exit off the M6 is a perversion. Do you think we should tell the Daily Mail?

It is the judgementalism in the word 'wrongly' that means that I don't like the word.

Ben

Was that a word used by me? sorry. I'm busy multi tasking.

Have to admit I haven't read every post been away for a while. The above regarding slow dances amused me and brought back memories of fun size Mars bars!!!
I've always thought penises were silly things that women must not laugh at because men are very proud of them. In relation to size, yes it matters but only if we are talking very small or extremely big

That last poster isn't .......???

Probably isn't.

(This is one of those posts where I THINK I caught the drift, but may never know...)

Y.

Sorry Ben. I was so surprised just now that I had to interrupt the conversation again. I agree with your comments re chatroom behaviour, but most people learn about this after a while.

Carry on everyone.

BTW the definition of perversion as doing something that the other person has not consented to is a good one.

Following on from a discussion in another thread but relevant to this one - Do most men have a secret porn stash?

Yep. Except when it gets discovered..