h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yup..hes still a big lad now

i too am a larger lady. especially in the chest area

im very conscious of my lumps and bumps and how they would put men off, but alas...once theyve seen the chest.. the rest of me is forgotten.
im also conscious of how they must see me, when doing the ickle licky bits as cutiechops puts it
but so far, i think im worrying over nothing.. but thats me.. i worry over eveything

as for mens willies....
ive had the misfortune to have dealings with someone who was absolutely massive. he used to get it out and wave it about and brag about its size. but when it came to the actual performance... 1 out of 10 for turning up
ive also had one that was smaller than a thumb, but he managed to make up for his shortcomings, in other ways...
its not the size, its what else they do for you to please.

not so long ago, i had womens health problems, when penetrative sex wasnt an option. it didnt stop me having the time of my life though.. the man in question understood and we worked around it. we had some amazing times and i used to think that they were better than the normal bog standard times together.



can i be so bold and carry the question on a bit more????
what are the womens views on swallowing that gungy yucky stuff that men squirt.(sperm)

my personal view is that it should dry up after producing enough to make babies.. i cant see for the life of me, what women see in swallowing it..

I think its kind of an acceptance thing for men if you do swallow but i could be wrong.I will,but only with someone i love 'because'i love them,i dont get any other sort of kick from it.

Rude not to, and not in a good way.

B

A friends wife told him the only way he would get anywhere close to that happening would be if it tasted of strawberry Cheesecake.

PS - I am advised that deep throating carries a significantly lower risk of catching sexually transmitted infections, including AIDS.

Regarding stretch marks, etc. All cats are grey in the dark. Have you considered blindfolds?

Strawberry ? Puh-lease! Sex is too salty for that to be an even partway decent thought.

You are what you eat. A lot depends on what you eat or drink - beer drinkers tastes disgusting apparently. Mind you, I guess there is a big belly to hide behind so it would be easy to disguise the fact you weren't actually swallowing.

B

"It's just a harmless protein" (David Lodge)

Smokers also taste different to non-smokers, or so I'm told. Can anyone corroborate this?

RF

i think blindfolds,dark glasses or a poke in the eye should do it..

as for swallowing ive gotta be really drunk before i do that ,or else i'm gagging on it and reaching for the nearest thing to spit it in..

< else i'm gagging on it and reaching for the nearest thing to spit it in.>

That would be the blokes belly-button then?

yeah but it would be rude not to spit into the mans bellybutton,its not that bad concidering it was spat into the mouth in the first place..

Got to be in the mood, but when I am, prefer to gulp it down quickly so it barely touches the sides! Mind you I tend to drink everything that quickly.

Never mastered overcoming the gag reflex so don't take it that deep, and I can't help but worry about potentially damaging my throat. Doesn't stop us both enjoying BJs.

Another poser - do other women orgasam from having their nipples touched & sucked? I never have in the past, but my current lover is a master .....and his head will swell if he reads this..

"do other women orgasam from having their nipples touched & sucked".....

Well i personally haven't ever,blokes tend to use my 's as tho they were pillows..,they just can't control them .yep their far too big..

another question:-why do blokes think its okay while having cleavage sex its okay for them to jizzum in our faces,,,us women dont get any pleasure out of it yunno..well i certainly don't .

almost have once or twice

>> another question:-why do blokes think its okay while having cleavage sex its okay for them to jizzum in our faces,,,us women dont get any pleasure out of it yunno..well i certainly don't <<

Almost certainly from watching porn films.

RF

What you mean a womans face and aren't arranged like that for that reason?

Don't you know anything about evolution?

my boobs are so big that anything gets lost in the cleavage

luckily, i havent had anyone lost there, long enough to squirt

ive only ever had one man who couldnty hold himself any longer and it came in my mouth.. i spat it out.. didnt care what he thought

i think the only thing my 's come in handy for these days,is for doing my party trick...but it aint that special really,its good tho if i'm on a night out i can put a big bottle down there and no-one see's it ...cheep nights for eveyone

or for when peeps are rushing me from one pub to the next,and i haven't finnished me bottle of bud,put it down me cleavage,out of the pub,into the next one,get it back out and nobodys none the wiser..and bobs ya aunties uncle as they say....

now, why didnt i think of that before now

Serenity - thank you posting the funniest thing I have read for months.

I can just imagine you reading the post. Looking down and saying 'DOH! All these years and I have wasted the two of you.'

There is definitely a guide entry in that somewhere:

How to use jugs to smuggle bottles out of bars.