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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Mrs Zen Posted Mar 31, 2005
Well, having spent about half an hour reading the backlog, and another 20 minutes or so composing a post, it was irritating to have it comprehensively ignored in an active thread. As I said, stupid of me to think that being on topic was actually worth the effort.
You have a big schlong? Does that make you a plonker then? 
B
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Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
Again sorry B.
You can't expect a thread like this to keep on track 100% of the time. 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Yes, I plonk it in where I can.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Simpost!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Mrs Zen Posted Mar 31, 2005
I don't expect threads here to keep on track. I am just irritated at having a post which was 100% on topic, which asked a serious question, and which shared some pretty personal anecdotage, quite so comprehensively ignored in preference for playground name-calling and a smiley conga. Dumb of me not to realise that the actual - you know - conversation was over.
Ach, I can't be bothered, and I hate wingers anyway, so I'll quit the wingeing while I still can.
*hits the unsubscribe button on her way out*
B
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Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Woooooo!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
sh!t!!! Didn't think that would work!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Smileies are fun! 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
So are smilies!!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Too many e's.
I think the Broad bean person thing does not have a sence of humour after studying the page. Probably into Doctor Who or Star trek or sommit or nuthin.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Little Miss- Get well soon Kylie.XXX Posted Mar 31, 2005
Hear ye!
Well, i'm gonna smiley conga my ass outta hear........Ole!!! 
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Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 31, 2005
Sooo...say (hypothetically
) a man had a smaller-than-desirable penis, would women be content if he decided to specialise in...er...other areas? There's more than wone way to make a cat purr, etc. etc.
Getting back to circumcision (hi, Ben), not having been circumcised I can't really comment on the effect...but I can't really imagine it without the rolling effect. Anyway...why should it matter that circumcision makes the penis 'more sensitive'. It only has to be sensitive *enough*!!!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee! Posted Mar 31, 2005
I snapped my banjo string so now it just flaps in the wind.
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Xanatic Posted Mar 31, 2005
So who is sadder, you for writing a thread like this or me for actually reading the backlog? Hmmm.
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Ged42 Posted Mar 31, 2005
Wonders whether any more women would like to impartially referee foreplay skills?
Do women prefer men circumcised or non-circumcised?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
ladybananabum Posted Mar 31, 2005
i think the bigger the better. However, too big can be intimidating and not as fun.
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Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) Posted Mar 31, 2005
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