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Post 2901

The Groob

I am more than a little disappointed to find out that Michael Caine never said "Stop throwing bloody spears at me!".

He DID say "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

but didn't say "Not a lot of people know that".


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Post 2902

airscotia-back by popular demand

He also said;

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job....."

Just before he punched the jovial corner shop owner, Alf Roberts, in his midriff. Tame really, considering he threw him off a multi-story car-park a bit later.smiley - laugh


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Post 2903

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

2 oranges sitting at a bar.. one turns to the other...

'you're round'

snigger



yeah i know.. this is not the jokes thread..

it's saturday night. i'm too drunk to find the joke thread.. had to put it down somewhere before i forgot it.

smiley - pirate


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Post 2904

airscotia-back by popular demand

If you're that drunk you won't remember tis in the morning then..............smiley - tongueoutsmiley - nahnahsmiley - laugh


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Post 2905

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

ok maybe i'm more lazy than i am drunk! smiley - tongueoutsmiley - smileysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubbly


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Post 2906

airscotia-back by popular demand

I think that the first orange was taking the pith. smiley - smiley


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Post 2907

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - laugh
W


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Post 2908

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

yeth


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Post 2909

A Super Furry Animal

I thay!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2910

Sir Reginald Armageddon KwikSave. Lord Mayor of Berkhampstead

Thteady on chaps. It's no laughing matter if one has a speech imped... immmmmmmm... impedddddd... thtutter! (mutters and wanders off to feed the pigeons).


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Post 2911

Sir Reginald Armageddon KwikSave. Lord Mayor of Berkhampstead

Is anyone interested in the fact that Michael Caine told me to piss off once?
Does that count?


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Post 2912

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

<>

smiley - cool!


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Post 2913

airscotia-back by popular demand

Pigeonthh?

Lucky you, i'm stuck here with these Ferrethh, Stoathh and Weathelthhs...........smiley - grr


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Post 2914

TheBunny

Sir Reg - really? Er, why?

Billy Bragg smiled at me on the Underground once.

What's with all the rodentth?

Incidentally (and to try and stay on-topic), I'm told that rabbits and hares are actually lagamorphs, rather than rodents.


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Post 2915

A Super Furry Animal

>>I'm told that rabbits and hares are actually lagamorphs <<

Does this mean that they're made from lager?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2916

Cheerful Dragon

The correct spelling is lagomorphs, which means they're made out of lagging.

Oh, ferrets, weasels and stoats aren't rodents. Not even the ones with a thpeech impediment.smiley - tongueout


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Post 2917

Wilma Neanderthal

Richard E Grant winked at me in Richmond once



*thud*

W


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Post 2918

Mrs Bojangles

Sure that wasn't a nervous tic?smiley - evilgrinsmiley - run


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Post 2919

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

Ticks notoriously lack self confidence.


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Post 2920

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - cross

No... I'm a gorgeous smiley - diva He couldn't resist me...


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