h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some stuff about Roger Moore:

He is sometimes called 'Rogger Moortis'

He began his career advertising knitwear in a catalogue

He can't ski

He finished his last JB when he was 58

s faster than Wilma!

You can have the fresh stuff, I'm bagsie-ing all the fossils!!!

That was a fairly rapid cure, I must say!

how long does it take to fossilise a pavement pizza.....


cant afford go to to whale land

i'll have to try to use my charm to sell ordinary vomit to the perfume people.....


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no?
you dont think?

oh well

Never fear, Auntie Wilma is here...

Let Deakie and the outrageously priced tickets to whale vomit land... Look what I found us, Aye Bee! Meet you in Peterborough at oh fourteen hundred

http://stas.edu.pe.ca/english/sub.cfm?source=oldvomit

get me a bucket
i have a hangover.. i needed tlc and a cup of soup, not that. dear god woman!!

i've changed my mind.. i'm gonna make my fortune selling paperclips and biros, pilfered from where i work..

sorted

oh dear! There there, Aye Bee ... here and

Wilma
for the day

shhhhhh
dont say nurse that loud..
there's men in here would faint at the mere mention..

and i really dont want a 17 stone sweaty pat at my feet for the morning on top of everything else i have to deal with....

but thanks for the orangy looking drink and the few bob..

i'll just nip out and buy some chocolate

ta

Nurse? Where?

after the << headache tablets!

Nowhere

No here

Nothing to see, move along now

Did someone call my name???

Just call me Rozetta, Mr D

http://www.lyrics007.com/Alice%20Cooper%20Lyrics/Nurse%20Rozetta%20Lyrics.html

's ok, Shhh, Aye Bee was just hungover, 's all

Wilma aka Rozetta

nurse rozetta.. methinks you're less nurse and more siren than is healthy in the medical profession...

gimmie more o them headache tabs and i'll keep schtum..

oh and another hotwater bottle. and that duvet.. oh. and some drinkin chocolate... now you can go unzip your uniform as much as you like for the fellas in the corner..

oh.. like yer red lace undies.. where did you get those?

morning mistur d.
that a ferret up yer trousers or????//

Ah, so that's where the little bugger got to. Here Nibbler, come to Daddy.

snigger... now i can see the reason for yer mistur d..

you're definitely gonna need a after combination of ferret up one leg and berties hand up t'other..

this is the best hangover i've had in ages..

Wilma, i mean rozetta.. you may need the powerhose in a minute..

*harrrumpphs loudly and snorts up hairy nostrils*
Well I never....
Aye Bee, me darlin'
Fellas? what fellas?
*hoists ample bosoms up to make room for vast belly*
*stomps off in a strop for being made to look like a strumpet*


*Jangly swoops*

gimme that, you strumpet!

Ferret? That explains a lot... I'm often quite pleased to see Aye Bee, but the wriggling was starting to get me worried.

Hold still for Bob's sake and I'll ave it out in a flash. Oops sorry.