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Baron Grim Posted Jan 18, 2006
Useless fact from Louis Black. (And I agree with him).
"There is no such thing as 'soya milk'. I know this because soybean plants DON'T HAVE TEETS!" [his shouting]
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 18, 2006
Not only is it not milk - it is nasty stuff... not good for you neither but lil 
wants *stamps foot* it *now* so she gets to drink soya shyte once a week as a treat. Imagine it on porridge and flippin' Nesquik! 
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Baron Grim Posted Jan 18, 2006
Here's the smiley I use for that... action. 
Looks like he's drank too much 
.
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The Groob Posted Jan 18, 2006
Willy Carson first realised he wanted to be a jockey when he fell off his bike and put his hand in dog sh*t.
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Baron Grim Posted Jan 18, 2006
Yea... that's it.. no, 
wait...
Oh, yea.. No, yea, no it's a dragon vomiting under water.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Jan 19, 2006
Dragons can't do that. I should know - I am one!
This sums up how I feel right now
Make of it what you will.<erm?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jan 19, 2006
yeah, I geddit now... you should have that added to this: A692057
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 19, 2006
American black bears are not attracted to menstruating women.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Jan 19, 2006
I just accidentally unsubscribed from this thread. It's OK, though, I've resubscribed.
Reddyfreddies cannot unsubscribe underwater.
RF
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How Posted Jan 20, 2006
you have a waterproof computer?
I suppose that's what sharks use.
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 20, 2006
I wish I had a whiskey/beer/cider/vodka/20 year old rum (which is bloody gorgeous)/tequila proof computer.
Useless fact: I'm going to be very late for work.
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jan 20, 2006
Useless fact: my dentist has a tool to aid exctractions which looks worryingly like a screwdriver.
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Jan 20, 2006
Coincidentally, I have a screwdriver which looks worryingly like a dentist's tool!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 20, 2006
My tool doesn't look like a screwdriver and I don't know my dentist well enough to comment.
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- 2861: Baron Grim (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2862: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2863: Baron Grim (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2864: The Groob (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2865: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2866: Baron Grim (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2867: A Super Furry Animal (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2868: Baron Grim (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2869: A Super Furry Animal (Jan 18, 2006)
- 2870: Cheerful Dragon (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2871: Wilma Neanderthal (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2872: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2873: Baron Grim (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2874: How (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2875: A Super Furry Animal (Jan 19, 2006)
- 2876: How (Jan 20, 2006)
- 2877: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jan 20, 2006)
- 2878: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Jan 20, 2006)
- 2879: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Jan 20, 2006)
- 2880: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 20, 2006)
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