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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Oct 22, 2003
I see verbal conversation is out of your reach, how about we try sign language (as u flip the birdie)......
xxElsaxx
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logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted Oct 22, 2003
after shakeing hand 
"i wish it was saterday night and i could take a bath>
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Oct 22, 2003
You take the word boring to a level I didn't know existed....
xxElsaxx
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Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Oct 23, 2003
"I'm not saying she's ugly or anything, it's just that she looks like someone set light to her face and put the fire out with a frying pan!"
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mcOggie_trying_hard Posted Oct 23, 2003
I'm not saying she's ugly but she lookes at her reflection in the lake and the water cracked
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Oct 28, 2003
your nickname is mcgob
?
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mcOggie_trying_hard Posted Oct 28, 2003
Oh! it's you bb, I though somebody had eggy farted
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Oct 28, 2003
mcgob my fart is sweet. not like yours they can smell you as far off as new zealand
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mcOggie_trying_hard Posted Oct 28, 2003
It's a well known fact that Babbling Boons have no sense of smell, otherwise they wouldn't live together, I don't even know how they manage to mate when they can't even stand their own stink. Anyway, how did you know that I live in Oz.
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Oct 28, 2003
i didnt thought you lived in the uk .was thinking your stink travels along way 
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mcOggie_trying_hard Posted Oct 29, 2003
As your last posting has no factual value or rational argument, and is composed entirely of abuse it is quite clear bb that you lose.
You should prepare yourself for an extended period of being ignored.
Bye-bye.
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Oct 29, 2003
god dont say that please youll make me heart broken bye bye
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Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Nov 3, 2003
To insult the americans ...
Noah, on his ark had a problem. This problem was the poo from all the animals. It was so much that it was starting to sink the ark. So Noah, in his wisdom, dumped it all overboard ... a thousand or so years later, Christopher Columbus discovered it.
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Joe Fish Posted Nov 14, 2003
To anyone in a flash car (especially a 4x4) displaying poor driving skills:
You shouldn't have borrowed your Daddy's car if you don't know how to drive it!
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MuseSusan Posted Nov 14, 2003
My absolute favorite put-down:
"I'm sorry, I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my IQ begins to drop."
Can't take credit for that one, though; it comes from The Gord, a guy with a website full of hilarious stories about his life as the owner of a video game store. www.actsofgord.com
Also one for any topologists and mathematicians out there: "His brain has about as much volume as a Klein Bottle."
(Klein Bottles have zero volume.)
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Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 26, 2003
if brains were dynamite you would'nt even have enough to blow your own head off (hmmmmm i know a few people like that )
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Dozdim145651 Posted Nov 27, 2003
i Have the great sweet reason!
You are entitled to your opinion
i have listened very carefully
now p*** off and bore someone else!
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Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 27, 2003
who are you talking to?
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GreyDesk Posted Nov 27, 2003
The reply is to post number 8 in this thread.
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Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 27, 2003
oh i see
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- 322: logicus tracticus philosophicus (Oct 22, 2003)
- 323: ..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 (Oct 22, 2003)
- 324: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Oct 23, 2003)
- 325: mcOggie_trying_hard (Oct 23, 2003)
- 326: Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) (Oct 28, 2003)
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- 331: mcOggie_trying_hard (Oct 29, 2003)
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- 333: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Nov 3, 2003)
- 334: Joe Fish (Nov 14, 2003)
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- 336: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 26, 2003)
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- 339: GreyDesk (Nov 27, 2003)
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